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Going to try this with the CMO title 👀

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More of this please!

They should be primaried; Schumer, Jeffries, all of them.

Absolutely not! Cuomo with his record of sexual assault should not even be allowed to step foot in a public institution. Let’s not forget this is the reason he was forced to resign as governor! His days as a politician are officially over.

Please analyze the following user query and any referenced ... The proposition that a silicon-based machine could achieve consciousness is a subject of intense philosophica...

The feasibility of machine consciousness:
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What can you tell me about the process of regenerative food... Regenerative food waste management transforms discarded organic materials from a liability into valuable reso...

Regenerative Food Waste Practices:
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Summarize the current state of the robotics industry in Chi... China's robotics industry has achieved a globally dominant position as the largest market, propelled by aggre...

Overviews of the Chinese Robotics Industry:
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Please analyze the following user query and any referenced ... Venture capital fundraising is an exceptionally competitive process where founders are evaluated on strategy,...

Here's a few examples of of what Caesar can research:

Common Startup Fundraising Mistakes:
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We've just made some major updates to Caesar's research architecture. We're now looking to stress test the platform and collect feedback.

For one weekend only (7th -9th Nov.) we're opening up access for everyone - simply login at Caesar.org and start researching.

Drop me a DM if you have questions

As a research engine, we've prioritized depth and accuracy of our responses over speed. We focus on the research process, helping users gain knowledge rather than surface level answers.

We just updated the UI on Caesar, I love the way we now display sources and chat.

If you're interested in giving Caesar beta a try, drop me a note! We're looking for as much feedback as we can get!

Today, I saw a video clip of Pete Buttigieg playing classical piano. Another where he speaks in Spanish. And then there's the one where he tells Parisians he shares their pain ~ IN FRENCH. It doesn't have to be Buttigieg, but just imagine how nice it'd be to have a President whose intellect exceeds that of a root vegetable.

🎯 #President

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Who was Meyer London? Meyer London (1871-1926) was a Russian-Jewish immigrant, labor lawyer, and a seminal figure in the American s...

I've never heard of Meyer London but very interesting, did some additional research:
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You are a senior VC portfolio analyst. You will analyze the... ## **Haatch Ventures Funds: Portfolio Analysis & Strategic Recommendations**

Last week Haatch Ventures had their 4th exit of 2025.

So i put Caesar to work as my VC analyst to assess which of their PCs might be next? 👀

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Can you build me a table of all fundraises that have happen... | Raising Company Name | Founders Names | Country of HQ | Amount Raised | Round | Sector/Industry | Investors...

This week, rather than spending hours compiling the raises of female founders in Europe, I decided to outsource the task to Caesar and saved myself 4 hours of research time!

💰 5 raises worth €81M, Pre-Seed to Series B:

Full list & sources:
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You are a senior VC portfolio analyst. You will analyze the... ### **Executive Summary** **As-of-Date:** 2025-08-28 **Fund:** 20VC Funds **Base Currency:** USD

I decided to turn Caesar into a VC analyst and assess the portfolio performance of 20VC fund & @harrystebbings.bsky.social

This was the result:

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Love watching the research and reasoning process Caesar goes through when running a research query:

Stephen Miller has definitely been stuffed in a locker several times during his high school days.

Is European tech having a US summer?

European founders are trying to match the tempo of Silicon Valley, where the pace is breakneck and the competition rarely slows down.

Can you give me an analysis of the the European VC landscap... Venture capital investment in Europe during the first half of 2025 presented a complex picture marked by resi...

European VC raised in H1 2025 by sector:

Software $3.18B
AI ~$3.0B
Fintech $2.7B
Biotech $2.7B
Climate $2.1B

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Hot Mess Homeland Kristi Noem’s South Park Roast Is the Karma We’ve Been Waiting For

If you can pull a trigger on a dog, Kristi, you can survive a cartoon. If you can stand in front of people stripped of their dignity and call it “security,” you can handle a parody where your cheeks slide south faster than your hand down a married man’s pants.
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A little math about that prison camp in Florida. $450 million per year for 3,000 people is $150,000/person per year. The cost for one person receiving SNAP for one year is $2256, yet they're telling us that's too expensive. threads.com/@unapologeticallyzae

Be the agent of chaos you want to see in the world.

WTAF

I long for the day when statements like this are seen by most of the public for exactly what they are: vacuous rhetorics