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talking to you feels like sticking my fingers into the enclosure of a beast who allows me to live simply because it has not yet registered me as viable prey.

but one day it will strike
and i'll look down to find my hand removed at the wrist

heartwarming: this deer still gets thrown around the old fashioned way...?

i need to shake someone like a fucking ragdoll.

infect his computer like a virus.
secret agent. reset his ULTRAKILL save.

[ * NOT WHAT YOU MEANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

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noelle will stay on berdly's computer.

i wanted the computer to blow up.

[ * ... Said with completely sincerity? ]

i downloaded cool toolbars. maybe that has something to do with it

he said i have the knock of a beginner.
never even answered the door, mind you.

i think, uhm. i don't think jockington is—

[ * "For me, she Covered in Hair Always." ]

something is seriously fucking wrong with jockington, actually.
i don't think i'd call him normal under any circumstances.

compare me to anyone else in town
this one guy up in the apartments likes rating the way people knock on his door. it's not a high bar.

[ * Pursed lips as you try not to smile at her little outburst, and a crinkled nose as you try not to laugh in kind. ]

most normal in our class, bare minimum.

i got medication for it and everything.
they got me juiced up on the normal pills.

[ * The slightest of smiles. Basically indistinguishable from your normal expression. ]

but i don't actually take them,
'cuz i'm just that normal.

computer

show me berdly's mom

[ ♥️ Plant your feet. ]

[ * You plant your feet, refusing to be dragged along. Your apple-scented shampoo is guaranteed to keep doctors away, but you're not really eager to test that. ]

not sure what you're talking about here exactly
i have no problems and am perfectly normal

i think you might be having auditory hallucinations actually

WHERE DID ALL THIS TEA COME FROM

i wanna kiss you so bad and every time you talk i question why

what the fuck is she talking about

during elementary school we had to go to confession once a month so i used to make things up. one time i told the pastor that i hit my classmate with a shovel. that one might've been true though i can't remember. you see, there was an anger within me. a profound rage.

( * Suddenly really self conscious, for some reason. )

uh. i mean, yeah.
sure. i've got, um...

... berdly showed me some cool stick figure animations a few months back. you can watch those instead, i guess.

blusie.

susie is blue.

( This is, of course, said entirely jokingly. But being that you are you And Nobody Else, it probably comes off as a little creepy. )

im gonna put on cocomelon
you get dancing fruits with weezer playing in the background

hehe........

you're asking me to take care of you like a little virtual pet
what was that one game you used to play all the time

catz 2 or something??
you're one of those.

you're my cat now. my little pet.

someone come take noelle. she keeps tearing my walls down

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that sounds really uh,
isolating. i guess. if i had to put a word to it.

can you go to other computers, or...?
i think i would feel really bad if you were just, like.
stuck on my shitty ass windows XP desktop for eternity

d'you want me to change the wallpaper or something
i can take requests

okay
new topic that scares me less than that

if i placed you in the middle of a bunch of windows tabs and had them form a little enclosure could you escape or would you be trapped and at my mercy

did anyone else just hear that ominous bell tolling

i have the strangest feeling that you were maybe going to say something else just now.

i

let's bring back the cognitive behavioral worksheets i think those were helping with whatever these thoughts are.

does anybody even fuck with me.