@countesssmooch.bsky.social
Work your blonde benet ramsey Sf
Disco Stu showing Disco sales going up
Madonna announcing she’s making Confessions Part 2
13.02.2025 22:13 — 👍 163 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 013 ppl replied to my story who wanted to watch Trantasia (2007) I am a historian who works in queer media
13.02.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grimes 2014: I am balding from too much spaghetti
Grimes 2025: my toddler is a human shield for the president of the united states’ puppeteer
I Love Balatro
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New bewk that’s an encyclopedia dating back to Geocities days. Ty to horsegiirL for revealing what she keeps in her bag cuz imma eat this up
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🙂↕️🙂↕️ I love to suck it in
05.02.2025 21:39 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I jork my peanits one nut at a time, just like the rest of us
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Abracadabra abra ooo na na
03.02.2025 23:52 — 👍 92 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0Loved the new Gaga music video!
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Redownloaded Scruff *handcuff meme*
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Lighter and poppers, different pockets!
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chillin at the mall
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I love gay
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ATTENTION 👉📈
29.01.2025 22:03 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
The desire to post more “guyssss do u like my buzzcut” when the slew of shit exec orders got dumped out today is giving me this discordance that makes me want to throw my phone off my roof
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Punch my kitty
28.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mama I’ve been capital F Fagging out around the city today at this new discovery (sry I’m basic)
28.01.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Last weekend, we honored anti-gay preacher Anita Bryant on National Pie Day by canonizing Tom Higgins, the gay activist who pied her face in 77. We made it official, and now Tom shall forever be known as Saint Banana Cream Comeuppance, Patron Saint of Slapstick Justice. Then, we ate pie.
27.01.2025 22:12 — 👍 89 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 3Speedo checks are queer resistance. Come on wheat thins for din din!
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New @mrsleather.bsky.social short shorts for me to be gay in
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Having Snapchat solely to just send nudes to like 10 ppl and getting notifications like “Jeffree Star added to his story”
26.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Stronger Than Me” by Amy Winehouse is the most beautiful song ever written about calling your boyfriend a f*gg*t
26.01.2025 19:29 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They followed it with Meghan Trainor nvm
26.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This morning I am thankful for the diva who queued Nobody’s Home by Avril at the Andronicos this morning. Consider my shopping experience enhanced!
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So glad I now have a dedicated gay mirror selfie app so I can post post-workout captions like run run with her top down baby she flies
25.01.2025 18:56 — 👍 61 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A man cums on himself and says "ah, that was a fine wank." He rings a little bell and says "Oh... Cum butler!" The cum butler cums and asks "would master care for an afterwank squeegee?" The man gives thethumbs up and says please!." As the cum butler squeegees away, the man says "you are absolutely worth the 135,000 Euros a year." The cum butler says "very good, sir."
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