DiapScort 🔜 CAPCON 26.

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And don’t you forget it.

Next time you can probably lose the shorts. They aren’t hiding anything 🤷🏻‍♂️

Crush my head between that diaper and those thighs.

But like did you pee your diaper while on Santa’s lap?

B2 tablets baby! 💛

Nope, not enough time had to go to daycare early.

Do you ever just stand in the kitchen or your office or in a shop and feel warmth spread across your crotch and realise “oh I’m peeing”?

No, me neither… 🫠

From this morning before my shower.

Pretty proud to be in the top 0.3% though.

I’m nothing if not predictable in my music taste.

I’d vote for this!

Aww but how adorable you would look sat in nothing but your big thick diapers sniffing all the alders used underwear. Something you’ll never be big enough for.

I am OBSESSED with @diapstash.app a year in review feature.

It’s been SO LONG since I last had the pleasure of snoofing a diaper

I NEED someone to suffocate me with a big thick leaky diaper between their thighs.

Pats to humpy to buzzy pipeline…

Why stop at pats 🤷🏻‍♂️

Goodbye #NappiedNovember
Hello #DiaperedDecember

LOL that you think I wear pants to bed.

I’ve worn something thick and crinkly to bed every night for almost two years now.

Out of the bathroom to the middle of the airport, pants still around my ankles put a changing mat down and proceed to change me right there while a big crowd gathered round.

Putting a Paci in my mouth they say “don’t be shy we needed more room and don’t you want to show off what good boy you are”

I just woke all 🥵🥵🥵 from my dream:

I was changing my diaper in the airport toilet and someone knocked on the cubicle door “erm would you like a hand with that… I heard the tape”

Me: “ok sure” *opens cubicle door.*

They then grab my supplies take me by my hand and guide me…

God if I lived in the US I would be taking advantage of this.

A journey I’m sure we all approve of.

But like you should have just leaked at the gym 🤷🏻‍♂️

I learned a long time ago just to be upfront if I’m asked to to a dinner party

“oh that’s lovely what in the menu?”

“Sounds lovely but just so you know I’m not a fan of x,y.z so please don’t be offended if I don’t eat them”

The best way to test is to sit it on my face and if I struggle to breath it’s big enough ☺️

With shorts like that you might as well just be pantsed

Happy birthday!

But I dont want to get up!

For you, anytime!