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Thou must be kidding!

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You all look so amazing.
I loved your show.โค๏ธ

10.08.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My parrot has made holes in all our lounge cushions...and I keep getting in trouble for it.๐Ÿคจ
But look what I found on temu ๐Ÿ˜ƒ only $4.99, so I'm getting a set.
That'll teach them to blame me for bird damage.๐Ÿ˜

09.08.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love your pictures.
Thank you for sharing them with us.โค๏ธ๐Ÿช

08.08.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why do we spend so much money sending politicians to Israel for the 'wall touch' photo op?
I've touched that wall, I've even slapped it. It's just a wall. There's no power in it. None at all!

Touch the ground in Gaza. That will make them feel something.

07.08.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe it...๐Ÿคจ

07.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Ru Paul the decorations consultant?

07.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good! I don't like these people.

#bantrophyhunting

07.08.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How cute.
Isn't it funny how they love their toys.
Have a fun trip.

07.08.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…โœจ๏ธ

07.08.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thankyou my friend...you put me in your show.

We are very excited and grateful.
I shall put on a record and we will party like it's 999. โค๏ธ๐Ÿช

05.08.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sand Angel for thee.
Thankyou Monicaโค๏ธ๐Ÿช

05.08.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The only truly holy people on this world are the children. They are the saints that walk among us. They teach us how to be. Their sparkling eyes show us love fresh from heaven itself.

Protecting them must always be our reason to exist.

04.08.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soul devouring evil!
They are monsters who nourish themselves on the innocence of OUR children!

I think death is the only remedy.

A saint can only take so much.

04.08.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ancient Bedouin curse.
In progress.

04.08.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 40 professionals will be replaced next.

04.08.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well...as it so happens, I'm free to make a special guest appearance on your show tomorrow, so, yes I'd love to.
My spider agrees. He's my agent.

04.08.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So...does that mean that the pharmacy will give me money when I pick up my pills?

04.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Bernie Sanders so much.
He's the voice crying out from the wilderness. When he goes we will miss him like he was our brother.
God bless him.๐Ÿ•Š

04.08.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a very terrible time for women. Post natal depression could lead a young mother straight to an asylum. We absolutely can not allow that kind thing to happen to women again.

03.08.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She wants to go back to Paris...she can't take much more of this...and so many people know exactly what that feels like.๐Ÿ˜”

03.08.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mercenaries will sell-out their own mothers for the right price.

03.08.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The grandkids think this spider looks like me.
I don't have legs coming out of my neck!

03.08.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can we use the filing cabinets as tabernacles...also we need bells. Big ones, and a nice font for lunchtime baptisms.

03.08.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He turned the flag into a sluice.
I really hate that man.

02.08.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thou are very welcome...๐Ÿช

02.08.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll never eat Walmart rotisserie chicken again. I don't care how hungry I am.

02.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Groceries. It's an old fashioned word but it's when you have a bag with stuff in it" - president Donald j fathead!

02.08.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello Jill...happy Bob surprise to you too. Hope you have a great day...โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š

01.08.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm too old for this alien business...and may God have mercy on us all!

01.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello Mersy โค๏ธ and congratulations to oldmanhippy.
He's really not that old, but a good follow.
Bless๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿช

01.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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