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@st-lazarus.bsky.social

Thou must be kidding!

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Thank you.
Suffocation is a horrible way to go...πŸ™

09.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome back. I was afraid the chicken flu might have got thee.

My favourite chicken was struck by lightning, so...you know...πŸ˜”

08.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're recording crimes against everyday people by masked and armed militia...one day these videos will be used to bring perpetrators to justice.

08.10.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've recruited mercenaries.
They don't give a hot damn about shooting someone in the face.

08.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you Blue Storm...❀️
May your days be blessed πŸ™πŸ•Š

08.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let them eat alligator...bastards.

07.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If ICE thinks it can drive into a group of protestors without consequences, they are completely stupid...we will give the word riot a whole new dimension...and woe to the driver of that truck.

07.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We'll pick you up on the way out.
Heading to Acapulco...bring a sun hat...we have snacks and drinks.

07.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very old before I realised that...πŸ˜”

07.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜•...πŸ˜„

07.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3i Atlas

07.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eating animals could be the biggest mistake humanity ever made...πŸ˜”πŸ•Š

06.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜•πŸ™β€οΈ

06.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello Blue Storm,
Yes, thankyou!...I would like to make a special guest appearance on your show.
My agent will be in touch.
Bless❀️

06.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Behold.
I have animated thee...πŸ˜„

06.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Behold.
I have animated thee...πŸ˜„

06.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The captains dining area is quite lovely.

06.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so ugly and remorseless.

06.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're making an elixir for my rheumatoid arthritis.
Industrial strength, no less.

06.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He's been stirring up civil war since the BLM protests...and who's going to stop him now?

05.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„what a clown!

05.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hyacinth! No...πŸ˜”

Fly free dear Patricia,
Thank you and we'll done.πŸ˜”πŸ™πŸ•Š

05.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cold shivers.

05.10.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he suggesting that his mother buys drugs on the street?

05.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's so hideous.

04.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys have all sorts of things in your forests...I'm too old for that business.
I watch nature shows on the TV in the comfort of my chair...πŸ˜•

04.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They hate it when I remind them that church donations are meant for the poor and needy, its not a gift to the pastor...it's all misappropriation of donations and in my opinion, plain old-fashioned theft.

04.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks nice...but isn't this the place where they have chupacarbra?

04.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He talks as though we elected him...and I'm sick of these people calling the Left, terrorists.
We just want to live in peace.
Hope his head pops!

04.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And it's not funny...πŸ™

Every time I try to take a nap, this happens in the hallway.

04.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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