TwoShowDays--Mask&Vax pls

It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.

ANALYSIS: Even with Trump in office, election rigging conspiracy theorists have struggled to score wins or produce any evidence.

Colorado Gov Jared Polis' seemingly imminent clemency for Tina Peters would be a massive victory for those urging Trump to seize control of elections.

given the Texas voting location fuckery, this is a real sign of how fucking furious people are

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

My “We couldn’t evacuate Americans because we were too busy dropping the bombs that put them in danger” T-shirt has people asking questions that are already answered by my T-shirt

Not to mention three industries that currently seem to be free to do whatever they want. What are these anti-gambling Democrats doing, exactly? Because you can probably bet on the exact size of someone else’s benign colon polyps if you want to, so I feel like gambling has a pretty free hand.

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

Measles is so contagious that for every one person infected they can infect 18 more people

just in case anyone is ever tempted to feel like the wives are victims who need saving

like nah man most of ‘em married evil on purpose

Oh, fuck this!

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social [CA schools con't]
To clarify, the Supreme Court decision does NOT mandate parental notification, but it does allow conservative CA school districts to now pass their own "Parental Notification" policies and voids the law that prevented them.

Supreme Court blocks California restrictions on schools notifying parents about students' transgender status Parents and teachers who oppose the state policies sued, claiming their parental, religious and free speech rights were violated.

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Mar 2 NBC
Supreme Court bars CA from enforcing rules restricting when schools can notify parents about students who come out as trans and requiring teachers to use children's preferred pronouns based on rights of parents who claim to have religious objections.

People trying to end the world because the Bible says that Jesus will come when the world ends are going to be mightily surprised if they turn out, against all odds, to be right and Jesus returns and looks them in the eye and is like "yo, what is the ONE THING I asked of you?"

this really made me laugh

I mean I know enough other Christofascists in Congress want this that it might not pass but it’s still worth doing or what do we even have “separation of church and state” for

this really does feel uhhhhh impeachable

Yes, of course. Because LLMs are being built by people who made social networks before, which were algorithms designed to amplify content that would reflect back your priors in another person’s voice. It’s ex-Facebook product managers making ChatGPT! Except more emotionally addictive this time.

I should go back to constantly talking about Costco and Heated Rivalry

Gavin would like to reintroduce himself. He's a man of wealth and taste. He's been around for a long, long year.
Stole many a man's soul and faith. 🎶

I have two that are not on this chart. Cold flashes and itching in my ears...

Second measles case confirmed at Broomfield High School

Second measles case confirmed at Broomfield High School

Much 1984

Oh, wow. I never saw the pilot before. Jeremy Sisto?! Also, who is that playing Bella’s dad in the unaired pilot? So familiar but can’t quite place him.

Starting a war so you could invoke emergency war powers

I miss the days when “that’s old news” meant “that was several months ago” and not “that was several seconds ago.”

Josef MAGALA

THANK YOU!!!!!

"The job of an op/ed page is hagiography and manufacturing consent for the powerful"

thank you we knew that already

I was thinking about Young Americans last week. Wish I could find it somewhere to rewatch!

i have become the de facto owner of my local coffee shop by spitting in every cup of coffee