Ximena Cearley

Calling on theshitpostcalligrapher , and is the a shitpost marginalia-ner, because I Have A Vision

I can hardly wait for someone to put a lens flare into a marginalia

Actually, that would take some skill

…actually? That would be hilarious

And also take skill.

Are we getting into the part of the cycle where we introduce flaws to prove no shenanigans?

..and then shenanigans get around the flaws, and…

Or he follows people online who have read that much and talk about it. If he’s read one whole one it was when he was very young and he didn’t get it and hasn’t since

Is he married to a lululemon wine mom who’s going to No Kings rallies and yelling shame at ICE at Home Depot on Instagram?

worst guy great point meme dot jpeg, but Starship Troopers (the book) had a pretty good start on this concept

Also, bring back civics class

The closest we come to is stuff like Teach For America, or the PSLF, where you get a bit knocked off your student loans after the fact. I’m thinking of a broader scheme that front-loads the education deal on signup. And a pension if you stick it out for 20 years

I’ve often wished we had some form of national service, other than the military, that let us serve our country for a few years and get out with college paid for a la the GI bill. I’d sign up for a WPA-style program that would put me someplace useful, with a paycheck, in a heartbeat

you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge

A pair of leopards on a rock, with trees in the background. The leopard on the left has a paw draped over the leopard on the right's shoulder, and has its mouth open, as if yelling in the one on the right's ear. The one on the right looks skeptical, and mildly annoyed. A finalist in the 2025 Comedy Wildlife image contest, by Hikkaduwa Liyamage Prasamtja Vinod named “Bad Mouthing”

New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:

this is a situation where it's important to have empathy with your enemy, so that we can understand how to use that to hurt them even more

because our side won't need to feel guilt about dragging these men from their families and imprisoning them, when we do that. we will know they deserve to cry.

Personally I think ICE should be required to reimburse that guy the cost of his sandwich.

Your cat is very fluffy and very beautiful and I’m now missing my old fluffy tortie very very much

He always looks so *concerned*

cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake Caption: Don't bread on me

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

I mean, I guess if the contract was with the US government rather than with DJT personally, I suppose you’d expect to be paid under normal circumstances…but given what they’ve done to the functioning of the usual mechanisms of government?

I really genuinely don’t understand why people keep agreeing to do business with him. I just…I don’t get it. I don’t. Someone please explain this to me.

The costuming and use of color in Frankenstein evoked Coppola’s Dracula from 1992, they did so much heavy lifting with that, it’s a gorgeous film.

OMG Pan’s Labyrinth is one of my comfort watches! (Everyone looks at me funny when I say this and then scootch away on the bench)

I am proud to hang this piece in my house. And I am incredibly tickled that the One Giant Frog has become a symbol of righteousness and justice here in Portland. Power to the Frog! Justice, justice shall you pursue!

~Print by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art

We’re reclaiming frog.

Don't break bread. Don't accept gifts. Make sure you spell their name right. If you're INSIDE the salt circle you're ON the record.

WTF Jim. I already pretty much only go to FB to check your posts, and now this?

I have a feeling we’re all headed back to the good old days where everyone had their own website and you just had to keep track on your own of who all you read.

I know everything old is new again but this isn’t how I envisioned Sandwich Discourse 2.0

That fight has been going on since at least yesterday morning. They just stopped for a few hours for the election coverage

But it’s easy enough to do that without AI

If anyone needs to know this, most plastic wrap in the US is made from polyethylene, but plastic wrap in Europe is made from PVC. This really matters if you are trying to make a decorative sugar dome for a cake after you saw them do it on a British baking show. #chemsky

There was a time when OJ Simpson was universally liked.

Not discarding Harry Potter is a choice. You don’t get to treat it as out of your hands.

Ask any British person how universally loved Jimmy Saville was, and how everyone feels about him now.

If you won’t treat Rowling the same way, that’s a choice. You’re saying what she does isn’t bad enough to warrant it.

Also, he’s got fucking dementia, this presidency is elder abuse, everyone involved in propping this up should be brought up on charges on that alone, never mind the fascism