Simon Robinson

Better to be caught searching for Ashley Peacock rather than his brother Drew

Blue wound, you saw me standing alone...

Lionel Blair? www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBM_...

Timeline harmony

Astley Street? Never gonna give him up

Unfortunately, they were built before Isaac Newton invented the cat flap, which would have been a real bonus to the feline-obsessed Egyptians.

A woman who can build a cabinet

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It's to do with superstitions around the year of the fire horse. Will be interesting to see numbers for this year, as 2026 is also a year of the fire horse ourworldindata.org/data-insight...

Peter Parker and Clark Kent are just pen names of eccentric billionaire Bruce Wayne

Were you just drawn to it, like some kind of insect towards a flame?

YouTube video by Swimace Pancake Day - Maid Marian

Too right - just have proper traditional British pancakes, like they had in the times of old... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_a...

Can confirm it doesn't work for cornflakes either, back to using a spoon like some sort of caveman

One of them has an uncharismatic, obnoxious, chain-smoking arsehole as a leader. The other is a TV series.

Presuming you ate the cheese and pineapple from the cocktail sticks first?

a cow is standing in a fenced in area with a window behind it ALT: a cow is standing in a fenced in area with a window behind it

It was a gatecrasher

You're not a shower in the shower?

Friends, Romans, contrymen - lend me your fucking ears

Zero zero zero destruct zero

YouTube video by Fillerzine NZ vs Scotland, 1975 (Garden of Eden meets Gilgamesh)

Could be worse... www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8_7...

It's okay, Scotland are attacking the shallow end in the second half

YouTube video by Hat Trick Comedy "Father Fluffybottom" | Father Ted

Is that you, Father? www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7EJ...

London to Manchester in 2 hours? Maybe if you're lucky, but it'll cost ten times what the flight does!

He should cover Wonderwall

Just ask him to lend a hand now and then

Six sevenths of all dwarfs are not Happy

Yeah, cos landlords are renowned for appealing to the gym bunny, glass of sparkling water group as opposed to Big Dave you has six pints of Stella every night

I'm also my grandparents' fish pond as a toddler, and also my own appendix.