Nomadic Scavenger

Still don't know who Hatsune Miku is.

Can't actually. Dumbass doctor says I can't have drinks until my liver starts functioning again.

I mean, YEAH. Of course I'm gonna be pissed if someone fucks with me.

Who the fuck even cares about permits. We should just do whatever we want.

To swim around and have fun. Obviously.

Why does nobody ever give me pearls...

So it turns out I didn't have a 'permit' to build this pool, and now it's being demolished.

Can't have shit in Farm Arrays.

those aren't fish dumbass.

Whoever filled my pool with jungle leeches is about to have a very bad day.

DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING POOL!

SORRY for making a MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE! I've been getting a lot of chlorine in my eyes.

Can you at least where a fucking hairnet???

Bought a pool cover. This should keep those oversized rats out.

WHY IS MY POOL FILTER CLOGGED WITH SO MUCH SLUGCAT HAIR???

Make me.

How to stop Raindeer from drinking your swimming pool.

Just bought a swimming pool. Summer's gonna be a breeze!

Who the hell is Hatsune Miku.

Goddammit. What even IS a chicken?!

...Will you tell me now?

...Why?

No, I ate them all.

Still couldn't find any berries, huh.

Who keeps writing "Repent for your sins" on the walls of my shelter???????

They might if you cover it in hot sauce.

Here's a vulture grub. It should distract the lizard.

Sure...

...You're... strange. Aren't you.

Skill issue lmao.

Well, uh... Because it wouldn't be fabric! It would be metal! Yeah!!!