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Hey, it was calm and soothing music, damnit 😄

USL Championship 1st Week was a total success for the Boys in Red, as it was their 200th win across all competitions..!
@sacrepublicfc.com 2-0 @fctulsa.bsky.social

I may not have gotten the Beam lit in Stockton yesterday, but if it helps getting the Beam in Sacramento..

Happy Belated Birthday to one of the biggest Kings brains I know out in the interwebz, @jilladge.bsky.social !
Perhaps having the No-Beam Curse in Stockton let her have the Beam in Sac tonight 😄

Surprised it wasn't on his neckussy from Putin..

I love that their message has gone from "we will reduce grocery prices DAY 1!!!" to "Have you tried eating dog shit? It's pretty cheap and dog shit has nutrients in it"

Smelled like a heater starting up for the first time after a few years, but it still works..

Well, hot damn! The Beam still works..!
@sacramentokings.bsky.social #Kings #LightTheBeam

It's FlixBus/Greyhound that'll be sorry once I step to their customer relations.. but at least wheels are up, currently stretching in Ardmore, OK. Will be in OKC in less than 2 hours, with plenty of Monster drinks to keep me afloat.

Fucking FlixBus/Greyhound, will be nearly 10 hours late leaving here in Dallas, to Oklahoma City. Will barely get me into OKC just half an hour before my brother-in-law's funeral service that starts at 10am.
Been here at the Dallas station since 5:30pm yesterday, and now it's 2:40am.

This is a big signing for us. Feels like our roster is absolutely stacked. Curious as to what @quailcitysoccer.bsky.social and @usltactics.com think about this.

BREAKING: IL Governor JB Pritzker just sent Trump an invoice for $8.6B that he stole from Illinois small businesses. Excellent. This must be enforced and Pritzker should pursue litigation if Trump balks.

Indeed every single Democratic governor should do this asap. Make it a class action lawsuit.

Introducing The Quail Call — our new podcast.

Our first episode is out now: We reflect on last season’s highs and frustrations, break down the offseason signings and roster changes, and look ahead to what preseason might reveal — including this Saturdays match.

Watch Here: youtu.be/kYUqIT29500?...

Naw, it's Happy pre-50% off candy Day.. 😄

“Look as long as the Dow’s up, let the man fuck some kids”

Truth. If you can't get chicken soup, minestrone also works. It's like Italian NyQuil, and even better when a local Italian restaurant or deli sells them to-go.
1 container for now, 1 or 2 into the fridge for later.

I will join Dawn in smacking you. I know too many people who have dealt with colorectal cancer and one friend from college died from it. And now we've lost Dawson!

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Even better? Getting 3 or 4 PubSubs.

Had a friend & fellow @sacrepublicfc.com fan pass from colorectal cancer the day a lot of us flew out to Orlando for US Open Cup Final in 2022. We dedicated the match in his memory, and it served as a wake-up call to me as well. Have gotten the colo exam twice since then..

DID YOU KNOW

That The USL Show has a Discord Server? If you want to talk to other fans of the USL or talk to the creators of The USL Show, click the link down below!

LINK⬇️🔗
discord.gg/SasrP54XbJ

"BRINGING USL CHAMPIONSHIP EXPERIENCE" to a USL Championship club.

*slow claps for San Antonio FC's social media team*

Trump is a pedophile

It soured the ground at ARCO, and somehow made its way to Downtown.
Wondering how do we get enough sage to smudge the entire G1C.. 🪶🙏🏼

Sounds like the deal Namath made with the Devil, which cursed my Jets to this day..

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

From the same state that had the Phelps family in Topeka, so I'm not surprised. Hated seeing that name on a law office just blocks from where I was living there in '06-'08..

ICE List Wiki The ICE List Wiki is a public, verifiable record of immigration enforcement activity in the United States.

wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma...

Apparently, Meta is blocking this very useful website for my fellow American citizens to fight against fascists squads of ICE.

So I'm sharing it here.

Thanks @wired.com for the tip.

S1E244 - Adam Smith (Former Sac Republic Assistant Coach) Interv… Former Sac Republic assistant coach Adam Smith joins the show to talk Fresno’s new USL team and stadium plans, along with his coaching and scouting experiences. We …

On the latest episode of the SOTR podcast the team interviews Adam Smith! We discuss his latest project of bringing soccer back to Fresno and his experiences with the Republic and beyond! Check it out below.

www.sacsoccerpod.com/s1e244-adam-...

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Let me search for that micro-mini violin..

Aaaaaand that's our power out now.
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