@heresjolly.bsky.social
Bro that's just a board.
10.04.2025 07:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm gonna need less than a 1 in 50 of experiencing whatever the hell "wet scalp" is.
26.02.2025 22:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Brother" π
26.02.2025 22:44 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What would we do with tuna water without cats to dispose of it for us?
26.02.2025 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lois is clearly a chubby chaser, yet they never play into that by having her get romanced by another fat guy.
13.02.2025 13:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me to the fruit fly sitting on the rim of my baja blast can: "You son of a bitch. I hate you because of what you are. I'm racist against fruit flies."
05.02.2025 10:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
28.01.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DJ Akademiks to host relaunch of kids say the darndest things, except instead of the kids saying the darndest things, it's Akademiks whose saying them to the kids.
28.01.2025 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hot take: Toast'em Pop-Ups are better than Pop-Tarts.
27.01.2025 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yo these middle ages dudes got the broccoli hair!
16.01.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
11.12.2024 17:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People who get punched in the head for a living shouldn't be given microphones.
11.12.2024 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hand a conservative guy a microphone and he'll say some shit like "it's gay to have sex with your wife more than once because she isn't a virgin after the first time." Bro, take off the stupid fucking hat.
11.12.2024 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If this had been Christopher Walken the joke sadly wouldn't have landed over the phone.
09.12.2024 12:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Are you telling me a can peed in this pie?
04.12.2024 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
