Bo Mandoe Presents

expecting some sort of snaparound from the extremists soon but like three times as bad as imaginable

chickens with salmonella are just trying to help us get to the other side

I’m not sure my sadness was ever recognized as sadness before being stigmatized as anger

Cancel your federal government+ subscription

You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch

The base of a coconut tree growing out of a brackish pond, whose roots resemble pubic hair around a limp shaft of wood.

I’m not so sure about this tree…

I'm just going to start calling them th Supremacist Court until they prove otherwise

anybody still expressing shock or surprise by the president’s actions has clearly never been bullied before

I’m starting to understand how emergency responders stay so calm in the face of panic: they’ve seen it all before.

y’all media is not the fourth branch of the government trust me I read the constitution they’re not in there you don’t have to bend the knee

time to revert to outhouse mode where seats signify wealth & affluence

I can't complain but that's a very recent development, moments ago I recorded a complaint so I could complain along with it in stereo

the entire concept of a third space is making some very classist assumptions about the existence of a home and a job

gonna sit in the dark and watch tv like any other night, but with a mask

Someone’s thinking about you?

I do all my own stunts (staying in bed, crying, having panic attacks, screaming endlessly into the abyss)

still boggles my mind that we invented two-ton vehicles and two-way streets and nobody thought it was a bad idea

breaking: shitposting from the US down 400% on account of tarrifs
and assholes running amok

to those wondering; some of us are still shitposting from the US and it’s not easy to do it with what is happening here
your support is appreciated more than you can imagine
a blank attempt at humor is all that is left for many of us, but we’re working on it

just use those long dashes incorrectly — that’ll learn em

new policy. for spam remove the decimal point

how long does it take to stop arguing with delusional people in your head?

Wish for something the fountain will enjoy like maybe a baby duck or direct deposit

I have strayed too far from the beach

There’s a legend about an entire mining town that disappeared underground and nobody ever heard from again; some said that was proof they’d made it and others said it was proof they were dead. Guess I’ll have to write another book to find out.

It's only been just a few minutes but I'm already thinking underground cities and the necessary advantageous evolutions to make it down here, so far down. No it did not hurt when I fell from heaven you angel, I landed like a half-cat half-lizard

I think you mean Jude law? They’re just pseudonyms, right?

time to grid the lions

(screenshots your text to be analyzed by an expert before responding)

Know who doesn’t think about the Roman Empire enough? The Senate, that’s who.