restaurante selfcest

sherman, for the love of god!

chances maiores que 0% de você sair de lá sem um dos seus órgãos

então é tipo quando o prepúcio fica tampando a saída da uretra

a dualidade de ficar encantada pelo trabalho árduo das galinhas e ao mesmo tempo sentindo pena

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

Notorious method actor Jared Leto is once again under fire following reports that he’s subjected his Tron: Ares co-stars to numerous malware attacks.
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Um bom dia a todas e todos mineiros do site

Guess who the government sinking the fishing boats supports

jogada linda da porra

Tumblr post from pavlovsbimbo that says "At a kink party recently, and someone said 'aww are you pretending to be a person?'. She ran her fingers through my hair and said 'that must be so tiring, you don't need to pretend anymore.'"

i think this would change me permanently

cvit mvy @gendercoffin.bsky.social I heard someone pronounce LGBTQ "legebetequois" like it's French and I think this needs to catch on August 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM

"Wow my PokeGear is making weird noises! I Wonder that's about"

The Lake of Rage:

xkcd 624, showing 4 different popups when "browsing without adblock", with the last being, "Try the new GitHub for Lesbians!" and the stick person saying, "Ok, wait, what?"

wait it actually is from 2009 what www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p...

Eu saindo do magazineluiza com um notebook enfiado no cu

já mandei uma dessas falando do jair quando ele ainda era presidente e por milagre n deu em nada

e o teu pai que já levou choque da coleira que o hasan colocou nele

Kyle wolf @CRXSSF4DE . someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue. it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

This is the aesthetic of the future

tothechaos on tumblr: "going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace" self-replies with the soldier shopped into the produce section of a very bougie supermarket: "$12.95 for 8.50z of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

Tá lançada a siririca virtual

lol this rules this is like an adult swim show

millennial gf que acessava minilua todos os dias

a forest camera photo at night showing a coyote, a red fox and a gray wolf walking together in a line

girls night out

remember this phenomenal fucking post

"How to grow bigger banana explained by ape"

se você vê esse vídeo é pq merece ter um pau pequeno

quando uma espécie tem o habitat destruido e acaba indo pra cidade sem saber o que fazer