Agent B / V.Tempus

Today, I officially got paid for DMing. Living the dream! #DragonMaster

Actual dinner conversation:
11 year old: "You guys are so cringe"
8 year old: "But I'm the MOST cringe! Six-seven! Forty one! Charlie bit my finger! Brain rot brain rot!!!"

Just passed an "Aladdin's vape shop" next door to a "Jaffar's burger" joint. I acknowledge "Jaffar" had 1 too many "fs" for the reference, but that still can't be a coincidence, right?

I have an hour to write.

I want to describe the thing around the ship. I can't recall the word. I google my description of the word. I'm not specific enough. I add, I alter, I edit. FOUND it: "Scaffolding." Good. I input the word in my paragraph.

I have 15 minutes to write.
#projectdaybreak

I have not yet redeemed the code from Sapporo in my Ghost of Yōtei game yet. Can I hope that it unlocks a better ending? (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

Got some incredible books, games, and snacks for Christmas, but there was something extremely personal about the pack of Sapporo beer that came with a bar code for in-game Ghost of Yōtei stuff. I felt seen!

I have never been prouder of myself AND more disappointed in the country than this year. It is a complex and exhaustive dance.

Met up with my sister for New Years and now we have a full movie mapped out with characters, plot, etc. I REALLY need to finish my current project so I can jump on fleshing out this one!

Anybody ever skip their ADHD meds because the meds do such a good job regulating your system so you lose the need to drink coffee to stay slightly balanced but the new holiday spice coffee is SO GOOD so you avoid the drugs BECAUSE the desire to drink more of it becomes the priority?

*Watches mid-season #StrangerThings finale.*
"Wow! A feeling of hope and warm fuzzies! How rare for a mid-season show."
*Immediately watches episode 5 of #TheMightyNein.*
Oh... Oh no... I messed up this order BAD!

They have a very particular set of skills!

Kid 1: Dad, why are you doing sit ups?
Me: For the sick abbs
Kid 1: Ew. But you're in your 40s.
Kid 2: Abby Saja was over 300 years old
Kid 1: Oh yeah! I guess it's fine then.
*sigh*
#kpopdemonhunters

When you see chard in the store, do you yell "CHARd" in a high pitched voice in reference to the classic Gundam commercial eyecatch of the 80s, or in a high pitched voice in reference to the season 1 Pokémon charmander episode of the 90s? #anime #important #chard

Went to a wedding with a demon summoning circle. My youngest, as a demon, needed to jump inside. #kpopdemonhunters #hallowedding #bestwedding

I have a few thousand words in post-book short stories about my characters. One might assume that means I finished the actual novel! This would be false.

It says a LOT about how I express myself with my friends when I attend my game night meetup dressed as Kingdom Hearts Riku and no one realized I was in costume.

I introduced my youngest to Disney's "Zombies." The main female lead is a cheerleader. Youngest then became obsessed with cheerleading. Yada yada yada, I now spent my Friday evening at a school football game.

I made a terrible mistake.

That occurred to me, but I'm very specific with my measurements and combinations of different blends to achieve peak flavor. I can determine if it was my original pot based on the smell. Unfortunately, this skill cannot be monetized.

I just realized I make a habit of lifting the coffee pot when I get home, the weight of it giving me an idea of how calming or stressful the day was for my Roëmænce Partnær. It's a pretty accurate tool!

100% this was the artist! For anytime I need full Vash fulfillment. Which is, let me be clear, ALL times. <3 <3 <3

Sometimes I remember I'm an adult and I invest in some fine art to make the house classy. Other times I invest in even FINER arts because it's my house and I do what I want! (I will track down the artist, because they deserve to be recognized)

Just finished writing a chapter in which a real bastard got what was coming to them. Great progress. Anyways... what's new today, internet?

fry from futurama is shown in a close up ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up

I get that autism is a spectrum, but I asked my son what fork he wanted for his meal and he said "I don't care. A fork is a fork," And now I'm all suspicious of the last decade of autistic behaviors. #HowDoesOneNotHaveAFavoriteFork #OrSpoon #DoesNotCompute #MongoIsAppalled

My youngest child just asked all of us which type of dog was our favorite. I responded "Updog." AND THEY WALKED RIGHT INTO THE REST OF IT. #Gloriousday

Don't need me this weekend! #ps5

Some event coordinator has the sickest sense of humor to host #Flamecon, a beautiful and unapologetic PRIDE event, AND schedule some kinda biker cop meetup at the same hotel. Tense vibes in THAT elevator.

Representing #DungeonCrawlerCarl at #Flamecon this year. You will not break me!

*8 year old wakes me up @ 6:10* "Dad, you said we would play D&D at 6:00."
Me: "6:00 PM"
Child: "Oh. I guess you can go back to sleep."

There are several big moments in life that never emotionally resonated with me as they do with most people; HOWEVER, I have never not teared up every single day for a month when listening to "What it Sounds Like" from #kpopdemonhunters! #IAmEmotionallyCompromised

Kids: Give us a drawing challenge!
Me: Fine. Draw a picture of a creature who can rival Godzilla.
*doodles*
10 year old: This is Godzilla's ex-wife. She was more popular than him and hates that he's poor.
8 year old: This is Godzilla's old middleschool bully. He's just as big, but also carries guns.