Gilbert Wooferson gilbertwooferson

Wish granted 🐾

09.03.2026 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow.

09.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im tuckered out, laying on my side on the sofa on a fuzzy blanket.

Spring forward, y'all.
#dogsofbluesky

09.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Im in the middle of the lawn with shrubs and tall bamboo behind me. Im looking away and squinting.

Warning: Dogs in photo are hotter than they appear.
#dogsofbluesky #SantaAnas

07.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you. A camera would slip out if my fins. Our human took it with her Samsung phone

05.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have one, but it slides off my scales. 🐠

05.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im a gorgeous orange fancy goldfish with luxuriously long fins and tail. Im filling in for Gilbert.

I'm Gilbert's big brother. He took a sabbatical while the dog feed became ablaze with politics - he'ssensitive. I, on the otherfin, swim back and forth in front of cable news all day, so I understandyour frustration. -Sydney #dogsofbluesky #fishofbluesky #fancygoldfish

05.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 155 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

I JUST now got this after seeing it referenced on Seth Meyers. ...and I'd thought you were just a die *hard transit fan 🐾

04.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is an excellent example why you should #AdoptDontShop . Only in extreme circumstances, should people surrender us pets, and this is extreme. 🐾 💓

04.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Happiness 🐾

03.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im in green grass rolling on my back. My mouth is open with a big smile. There are tiny yellow flowers around. The date, time, battery, and app notifications are displayed

The lady's #lockscreen . #dogsofbluesky

03.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

And thank you for the repost, @charmainescammell.bsky.social 🐾

03.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! Recovering from the fun.

03.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me & the lady were wiped out after!

03.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Ozzy 🐾

03.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@metrolosangeles.bsky.social they make it hard to find merch on their site. I want the E line mug for my new water bowl.

03.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're very cute, but love to tease dogs. I've never thought about not having squirrels on your side of the pond.

02.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, yes.

02.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Squirrel?

02.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right! Im gonna call a house meeting...
And thanks🐾

02.03.2026 05:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you get them! 🐾

02.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And a handsome one!

02.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aside from names, according to dna tests, poodle is my 3rd breed. Could I pull off a perm? 🐾

02.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only missing a top hat and cane 🐾

02.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks, @oleflytyer.bsky.social 🐾

02.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! Froggy...only because im wiped out. Tomorrow, I'll tear into him 🐾

02.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank ya! Lots more ahead. Im still a spring chicken 🐾

02.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😴

02.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Koa, you are entitled to grab her phone and order any size steak you'd like delivered, under these circumstances.

02.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's been an awesome day! Thanks, banjo!

02.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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