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Anyone else ever picture King Solomon as some old man with a long white beard?

Friggin' ZZTop havin' ass.

#humor #music #Biblehumor #religion #Christianity #Bible #Muslim #funny

Me: *Finally finishes reading about David's descendents in the Bible*

1 Corinthians: "Let's do it again!"

#Bible #religion #Christian #Muslim #humor

I think my favorite part of the Quran is when Aaron makes the golden calf for the Isrealites to idolize, so Moses grabs him by the hair and mortal combat's his ass

#quran #islam #bible #Torah #religion #humor

Help.

#chronicfatiguesyndrome #me/cfs #disabled #disability

Can you kidnap me too?

The most important update

Rude

#sims4 #thesims4 #thesims

JESUS: *starts snacking on loaves and fishes*
TEACHER: Jesus, what have I told you…no eating in class unless you brought enough for everyone
JESUS: *smiles*

We don't talk about #Bruno

#thesims #sims4

I don't remember asking you a God Damn thing

#sims4 #thesims #ea #simsinthecity

80% of 1st Samuel is Saul being a little bitch

#Bible #humor #Christianity #religion

Exodus be like:

God: "Here is Neverending Bread and Quails."

Israelites: "Can we have some seasonings?"

God: "Bruh wtf?"

#religion #religioushumor #Christianity #Torah #Bible

You're killing me Smalls. #familyguy #Bible #Biblehumor #religion #Christian #Christianity #christianhumor #religioushumor

Apparently being "gifted" and bipolar are synonymous? Clearly they haven't met me, I'm a fucking idiot.

#bipolar #gifted #talented #mentalhealth

Unpopular opinion: The story of Moses did NOT need to be four/five books long. Sweet lord, what a slough.

#Moses #Bible #Torah #biblicalhumor #Christianity #judisim

Them: "are you mad at me?"

Me: "Nah we're cool."

Also me: *Creates them in the Sims and removes the pool ladder*

#thesims #sims4 #thesims4 #thesims2 #sims2 #thesims3 #sims3 #EA #videogames #videogame

I don't know what's worse: the "He begat him" verses of Genisis or God taking inventory of the THOUSANDS of Israelites in Numbers.

I'm falling asleep over here.

#Bible #Torah #religionhumor #religion #Christianity #judisim

So Adult Happy Meals are back at McDonald's. Unless they're putting in some McCelexa for my McDepression, I don't want it.

#mentalhealth #depressionhumor #McDonald's #mentalillness

Hi.

Books are incredibly important.

Please let them be.

EA thought I wouldn't know

#sims4 #thesims #thesims4

This is obviously wrong. Hijab is a choice and should not be forced. But I expected better from George. It's bullshit seeing him post click bait to make Muslims look bad with the current social climate. Looks like his page is just tabloid fodder at this point.

#muslim #islam #hijab

If you say Freddie mercury is a gay man when he was actually bi, you're subconsciously confirming the old bias that only gay men get aids. He was an Indian, POC, Bi man.

#Queen #LGBT #bierasure

So, any religious folks wanna explain to me why Lot is seen as being "in the wrong" for sleeping with his daughters when THEY got him drunk and took advantage of him? Is this why our society doesn't take Male SA survivors seriously?

#Bible #Torah #religion #Christianity #metoo

Bible stories make no sense sometimes:

Sarah: "I can't get pregnant, get my maid pregnant instead."

Abraham: *gets maid pregnant*

Sarah: "HOW DARE YOU!?"

#Bible #Abraham #gospel #religion #religionhumor

Me when those ADHD meds kick in

#thesims #adhd #mentalillness #thesims4 #sims4

I downloaded adeepinigos health mods, and my Sim has Anorexia. I've never seen this before. Apparently, her pregnancy has caused a mental breakdown. I should probably start therapy like the psych requested

#sims4 #thesims4 #thesims

Sorry, that's my cats emotional support box, I can't throw it away

#Cat #cats #catdad #cathumor #pets #pet

4 all the time

You've clearly never met my dad

I was tired today and needed a pick-me-up. The second cup of coffee didn’t do much. Then I saw Tesla stock down over 15% on the day, and it really did the trick!