PLEASE. Queer is not about poetry or gender, it is about the freedom of guilty sex in public toilets

Why’s that?

What's the point of having 299 characters if my screams into a pillow have a bigger outreach anyway?

You can do you it at Zara’s return desk

Look-wise orthodoxy is just a glow-up All Stars version of Christianity.

Like one of those Ru-girls who sold their soul in their season and are finally back to show how money can replace therapy

Who is “the left” in American politics?

And also, if we don't protect our straights, who will lead our society to an end??

Heterosexual man is a subtle flower that needs care and nourishment

Dear heterosexual men,

Please start wearing gloves. It is not gay. We didn’t claim it. And if we did, just take it over as you did with skinny jeans

Those baby blue knuckles don’t make you look manly. And yes, we know you use Nivea cream before sleep so doesn't chapp from the cold anyway

GROW UP

So you are saying it is cheese Gouda

Could someone explain to me the fenomen of explosive diarrhoea in a men’s bathroom at a gym?

Why every toilet cabin looks like a crime scene? What do they eat to make their gut so power weapon? Who they think has to clean that mess?

I NEED ANSWERS

When I keep myself from the phone for long enough, I start sensing a void of truth deeply inside. Sometimes whispers terrible things about myself.

Today while washing dishes it told me I didn’t love Björk as much as I claimed I did. A glass shattered in both shame and relief

Respect to that actually

bonjour

С твоим профилем непонятно грустить мне или мастурбировать

What exactly is “American left”?

The only thing they sponsored was diarrhea

So they say nudes work better here. Just checking

Davide, it's 15:00. Chill

That’s also where I got that sass

lets keep that serotonin locked at the party!!

I've been thinking that my phone wasn't that addictive those days. Also, I didn't listen to a podcast any free second of my life. I think that we might just overload ourself with information

Do you have any ideas about why that is?

Within five minutes, the nose stopped perceiving odor. So the torturer held onion in the body for a sec, so with each new wave more and more people lost hope and consciousness. The child crying at the beginning either froze in horror or fainted

25 min to go before the arrival to London

On the airplane, someone probably ate a raw onion, which, having shed its physical shackles, was now coming out in gaseous form. People strapped to their seats were quietly crying into their hands, scarves, and sweaters. The space shrank and stratified, people looked around in search of guilty eyes.

The strength that spasms your jaw.

Soon available with flavours of poppers and peppermint Smint

For big boys solving mommy issues in the darkroom

And while reaching for that naked mango, I realize it's not about mango at all. It is about that Denis who would fight gods for 1.5 euros in Belarus but has become too comfy-comfy to defy a fruit. Teardrops falling on the plastic container on the way home. Western Europe, what have you done to me?

The chopped mango at the counter looked at me with disapproval and condemn. 1.5 euros more expensive than the unharmed mango next to it. I froze. I imagined the pulp sticking to my hands and the peel I remove before cutting, turning mango into a yellow slime, or after. Praying for fingers.