Ratvar

my good friend Puppyliese
(reuploading cause I forgot to tag it)

Comm for @nellspectacular.bsky.social!
An impressive feat that pushes the limits of not only flexibility, but also believability... Well, she's doing it SOMEHOW, so maybe Nell simply operates on different logic than the rest of us? Maybe it's just a rule-of-cool thing? We may never know for sure...

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Brrrr! ❄️

a girl with long hair sat on a beanbag chair. she's looking at her phone, which reads several searches: "symptoms of bpd how to say sorry properly normal for my sister to hit me lovebombing meaning yuri instant loss2koma"

[cw : abuse mention]

search history

bsky.app/profile/chri...

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doodles

There's this stable around my house and there's some mare who 90% of the time comes over the fence to get petted and the other 10% stands there staring at me inmobile for ten minutes like this

I've yet to overcome this one

ALL THE LIST MAKING!
who knew there was so much listing to do?
To do lists, as well.
Because when I wake up?
Won't remember any of this.

#OnThisDay Nov 11, 1975 at dawn: Despite a massive overnight search with multiple ships and aircraft, by now it is clear the Fitzgerald has been lost with all 29 souls. Only debris and her lifeboats are found, drifting empty.

The legendary cat meme that started an era

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

hey um
if this doesn't get 2500 fatter in 3 days, star won't be able to do her bottom surgery

I feel like the word "Impregnable" doesn't mean what it seems like it should mean

everyone is losing their minds including the cameramen and announcers

Don’t worry officer, I have a license!

This post was written before today's car crash and chemical attack. Was referring to the preceding car crashes and chemical attacks.

To the girl reading this: you're fucking gorgeous you're more than enough you're the entire world and it is a terrible crime that you don't feel it every moment of your life

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Trans girl: *does the hottest thing you've ever seen in your entire life*

10 seconds later: was that ok? did I do enough?

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Sometimes I get arrested or tear gassed in pursuit of the story that I write with my own two human hands, using my own human brain!

Support shit created by people who actually have a soul living within them! fuck AI, throw five bucks at your favorite instagram photographer instead

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

nussy just flapping in the damn wind like that bro

I just broke the news that our tech partners tracked over 277,000 devices in and around State Farm Stadium yesterday. They came from all across the country because Charlie pointed us all to Christ, and in his martyrdom given us the courage to do the same.

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

Bluesky is like the funniest middle school classroom ever but then there's 10,000 vice principals in your replies after every joke telling you to go to detention

Comic. [Large panel showing curve of Earth with upward opening curve below the surface labeled “constant curvature borehole.” Two smaller overlaid panels show (1) People next to machine on tracks with a tube pointed to the ground labeled “directional drilling rig” and (2) Earth with a ring embedded in it.] [caption] Good news: Geologists have decided that Earth is finally old enough to get its first lithosphere piercing!

Piercing

xkcd.com/3145/