The Captain, The Catwalk Assassin

Signing out until Feb 🫶

This gag because I would have DIED with that eye contact 😭😭

Want to be a billionaire?? Figure out how to get kitchen water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of bathroom water…

Where are the sports betting people at I’m trying to setup some bets on which songs Beyoncé will perform on Christmas Day. 👀👀
#beyhive #idkNFLorsomething #sportsbetting #betonbey 🤣

This message is for Beyonce fans and Beyonce fans ONLY if you are not a Beyonce fan please move along (this applies to everything in life tbh)
Okay y’all don’t hate me for saying this but that one little blonde piece that’s like white…where is Neal? Fix it and fix it now. 😭

The most ethereally stunning human being on this planet. It should cost a billion to look that good

Bringing it to 🦋 by request:

People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.

Cops should have beaucratic tape around everything they do just like doctors are with abortions now. Oh you’re scared to shoot someone because you might go to jail for it? Poor thing.

Where. Are. The. Epstein. Files? Release them now!

50 Cent and others saying Jay shouldn’t have gone to Mustafa is so stupid bc why should someone accusing him of something he didn’t do interfere with him going to his daughter’s big premiere? Ur weird for that. And Beyoncé only posted Blue from that night because it was ABOUT BLUE not them. Get it?

I’m crying

Girl right bc you knew what would happen when you posted that 😂😂

**Only if she took the time to write up her opinion online and share it with the world:)

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Wow here’s your cookie since that’s what you want so bad

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Boo tomatoes wrong answer I still fw you tho :)

Well then girl you better start drinking coffee or something, wake it up baby you are wrong here 😭😭

I am a huge fan of Beyoncé and not so much of Tay Tay but I even think the same about her actually like Taylor isn’t dramatic she does her little drops and lives her life same as Bey I don’t understand why their music can’t stand for itself

Anyone who says this has not experienced her perform in all honesty. She executes every thing she does to perfection and still catches hell and other people can be mediocre and be put on a pedestal I think that’s what’s insane.

Beyoncé getting tickled on stage and laughing in tune this woman is insane 😭
#beyhive

Welcome to the United States of Arica. Honestly has a cute ring to it??

6% of her tour is a nice tip:)

The thing about opinions is you don’t have to share all of them like girl plz 😭

Beyoncé would want her fans to engage with more music than just her own. I won’t do that but I bet she would like it.

I really hope Bey performs Be Alive on the Cowboy Carter World Tour! Such an underrated hit

Doin too little you meant bc?? 👀👀

This song really feels so nostalgic to me already, instant classic! 🙌

A Bluesky Beyhive exclusive 👀🐝

Beyoncé fed us WELL during the Renaissance World Tour with almost 5,000 photos shared during the era!

Now you can relive the Renaissance via this random pic viewer:

pics.beyhive.space/random-renai...

I hate to say this but it would be IMPOSSIBLE to just watch a few mins like if I start I can’t stop 😭😭😭

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Okay y’all I’m trying with this cute little app but I need more Beyoncé shit on here and I need it now 😭

Nobody will ever care what u say Candace 🤭