Matt Cohen

@footballguys.com
Is the Kansas City 3-pts in the Subscriber Best Ball Contest correct?

0 points allowed
1 sack
1 turnover

Seems like it should be 13.

Hey @harrisfootball.com
You're not a ding dong. I would imagine everyone who got the almanac last year, also got it this year. 👊

#YachtPossum4Life

Hey @scottfish.bsky.social

Is SFB using the 3rd Round Reversal this year? Also, when are we getting the next Commish Pod to hear about the rule updates?

Thank you @scottfish.bsky.social

Very excited to be back in the show. Looking forward to hearing about the scoring format with you and @ryanmc23.bsky.social on #CommissionImpossible so I can get an edge.

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Hey @harrisfootball.com

This is a guy who hopes you have a nice birthday.

#Felon47 lied and said egg prices are down 87%...they're not even down 87¢.

#impeach him

Hey Re-cuck-lican Lawmakers,

DO YOUR JOB and Stand up to #Felon47!!!!!!!!!!!!
You owe it to the American people!

El Salvador President Nayib Bukele is visiting with #Felon47.

Shouldn't he have brought Kilmar Abrego Garcia with him?

@meidastouch.com

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If anyone is looking for a nice podcast, a friend's wife is the Witchy Woman Walking.

It's a nice Friday treat.

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@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social

Dear John,
I think you said you'd be back "through the first 100 days" of this regime. Please stay "back!" Your interviews are thoughtful, inquisitive, and well-intentioned.

That said, I am not a decision maker at Comedy Central, so it's not my money I'm spending.

Hi @cornellengineering.bsky.social

My son is very interested in Cornell's Engineering Program, and we will be visiting Cornell the morning of Tuesday, April 15th. Do you think there would be any Engineering Students who could meet with him and show him around a bit?

Felon45 doesn't care about you or me. He cares about his wallet and his racism. That’s it. That’s the list.

#Inept #Unqualified #Incompetent #Unfit
#Felon47

Felon45 Cabinet shares classified war plans with a journalist on an unapproved, insecure app while some of the members are in hostile nations...thus threatening our national security.

Felon45 Apologists: Oh, it’s fine. No big deal.

The US has the most inept leadership...they're all unqualified, incompetent, and unfit to lead.

Judge: Why’d you disappear those people from Venezuela to the concentration camp in El Salvador?

Felon45 Lawyer: Can’t tell you…National Security.

"pure motives?"

Then why hasn't the US Government cut ties with SpaceX based on 'merit.' That company can't keep a rocket from exploding.

@rickrungood.bsky.social

Because...Dessert Fox. I wish Greg was on here.

These guys should probably be headed to that unlawful prison in El Salvador or whatever country wants them.

So, we should get used to hearing the phrase "Manmade Intentional Recession" and "Wrongful Termination of Government Employees," right?

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
I really enjoyed your interview with Chris Christie, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I grew up in New Jersey. 😜

Wow, another plane went down in Philly. It's times like these that I wish we had a fully operational Aviation Safety Commission.

#FuckYouTrumpYouFuckingTraitorousMurderer

My wife has Covid, so I've been making her tea. Aren't I sweet?!?!?

Unbeknownst to me, instead of adding honey, I've been adding maple syrup (from a cute tiny jar). Oops!

If DEI is dead and everything will be merit-based, then why is Trump in charge of the economy...since he sucks at business and has gone bankrupt 6 times?

Why is Elmo Musk doing anything within the government...since he's a Nazia and his rockets don't fly?

As @lateroundqb.bsky.social says, Not Wrong, just early.

Careful.
With new censorship laws impending, this post (skeet/toot/bleet?) may be flagged as communistic.

Oh yeah, I did have asparagus with dinner last night.

Happy App Deletion Day!!!
#FantasyFootball

The NFL games were neither good nor compelling, but it's the NFL. We all watch.

Thanks @rickrungood.bsky.social

Whatever was going on with my podcast app stopped giving me an error. So, we're good. Happy Festivus!!!!!

@rickrungood.bsky.social

Hey Rick,
Have you done something different with your feeds? My podcast app showed an error with this week's pods. Had to listen on Spotify.