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I am made of video games

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Barony

19.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how Avatar just shows up sometimes, makes a few billion, and then leaves barely any cultural impacy

19.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s cool. Probably my only issue with Horizon is the almost universal traps huge games fall into like non story important dialogue animations looking kinda stiff and the inevitable burnout on doing all the things, but I think Forbidden West fixes a lot of that

18.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my defense I did not want that I just wanted games with proper care put into them

18.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nintendo games I would say are pretty famously good at teaching you how to play by just doing stuff, but Pokemon sticks out like a sore thumb for how often it takes control away to hand hold its way through basic game concepts

18.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes having voice acting no matter what just makes the game worse. Nothing against the actors themselves, like get your bag and all that. But there’s some games where I think the game would be easier to take seriously without voice acting.

18.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While interesting I think the camel one is more impactful. Also pretty damn funny

17.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you make me a sandwich?

17.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leviathan, Leviathan

15.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It should have been John Fantasy the 14th from the box

15.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Growing up my mom had a shitload of horse books so instead of reading typical like 6 year old books I was reading Black Stallion and being disappointed cause I saw part of the movie and went β€œman that horse is badass” and the book wasn’t as cool to me. Haven’t read it since then tho

15.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, my bro what is even more concerned now.

14.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The loud one is Catty

14.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it wasn’t a mobile game and they weren’t putting everybody in TWEWY outfits I’d play it, but imagining the inevitable Clive in an over designed hoodie or something weirds me out

14.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be more interested in protesting if I didn’t get the idea it’d be mostly old people who can only focus on one thing at a time from all the Facebook tier posts on anything political here

14.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Male role

Bro what

14.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, idk what we’re gonna tell the Spartans I didn’t know Ares did that kinda shit

14.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the hit tweet β€œHatsune Miku is real, and she is your friend” from Hatsune Miku

14.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel free to elaborate

14.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably won’t play it but I wanted to see what a pokemon game entirely in a big city would look like after seeing the city in the Detective Pikachu movie, I now know Game Freak will probably never make a game with a city that populated

14.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Togore….

14.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like typing my thoughts it’s like a journal of random shit people can see and then ignore

14.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…The Genocidal Humanoids?

14.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if they get it from like only playing the first game and half paying attention or just ignorance, but it doesn’t surprise me too much that somebody in the Silent Hill community got the wrong idea about a plot point, since the foreskin guy exists. Third time I brought him up this month

14.10.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it’s just neat to have something designed for playing video games in your hands

14.10.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did β€œevil magic pregnancy” not give away I wasn’t taking it that seriously

14.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah so I just went to see it since I get free tickets at the theater I work at, and it’s pretty good by Tron standards, I actually feel guilty for liking it as much as I did because, yknow, Jared Leto. Effects and music are great, plot is decent, villain is an egomaniac tech bro so that’s neat

14.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But Silent Hill 1 does follow an evil magic cult, also evil magic pregnancy

14.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PeanutButterGamer is going to lose his shit when he sees this

14.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Prophecy

14.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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