Crabulous

I mean functionally at least it’s gotta be better than the original, right?

Ignoring that this is a really funny thing to comment under a giant corporation that doesn’t read comments’ account, this isn’t even their account. It’s just a reposter, shooting the messenger at its finest

1-6 are all pretty funny, 1 remake actually had some decent atmosphere it managed to maintain, and 0 was fine but generally kinda boring and frustrating

That’s why I’m stupid is because I was born without any

Little guys live in computers and you go in the computer, have fun

Trust me bro this game may be insanely monotonous and annoying for the first several hours but it really gets good once it’s already made it’s first impressions and you’ve forced yourself to tolerate it

I like the Dark Souls games I just sure as hell never played them for the endings

The best way to make people latch onto the journey and not the destination is to make the destination suck ass

It’s a terrible way to put it, but the best way I can describe that game is like an abusive relationship, like it set off the same triggers in my brain, it was a problem

I mean, that’s Yakuza city design vs Pokémon which has been consistently inconsistent as of late. I’m just gonna get Digimon World Next Order since it’s 1/7th of the price

I was thinking about giving the new pokemon a shot but you’re telling me I can’t leave Lumiose and they’re charging 70 dollars for this what

Can’t believe they’d copy Soul Hackers like this smh

I think I would be a cool uncle cause like I’m not well off or financially responsible enough to be a parent but I could totally babysit and goof off with the kids for a while

Put this on YouTube with a VHS filter and it will get a Friday Night Funkin mod about it

I’ve seen like 4 separate people mention Magic Pussy 3 for varying reasons and I can only wonder why this game managed to breach containment

Similar energy to the Yakuza “FART” windbreaker

Bullet with Butterfly Wings sounds like a modern stand name itself

Oh no lmao

Is this like a weirder version of Nintendo’s terrible circle pad controller for the NES

Hey, G, would you make me a sandwich?

Like bro if you need a game to represent the PS2 pick like Ratchet and Clank 3 or SMT Nocturne or something that actually looks nice, not this disingenuous shit

Just saw some YouTube thumbnail insinuating San Andreas looks better than Pokemon and I mean I have more than a few gripes with how Game Freak is managed but that’s just hilarious, San Andreas looks bad even for the PS2.

Barony

Crazy how Avatar just shows up sometimes, makes a few billion, and then leaves barely any cultural impacy

She’s cool. Probably my only issue with Horizon is the almost universal traps huge games fall into like non story important dialogue animations looking kinda stiff and the inevitable burnout on doing all the things, but I think Forbidden West fixes a lot of that

In my defense I did not want that I just wanted games with proper care put into them

Nintendo games I would say are pretty famously good at teaching you how to play by just doing stuff, but Pokemon sticks out like a sore thumb for how often it takes control away to hand hold its way through basic game concepts

Sometimes having voice acting no matter what just makes the game worse. Nothing against the actors themselves, like get your bag and all that. But there’s some games where I think the game would be easier to take seriously without voice acting.

While interesting I think the camel one is more impactful. Also pretty damn funny

Would you make me a sandwich?