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I am made of video games

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I mean functionally at least it’s gotta be better than the original, right?

22.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ignoring that this is a really funny thing to comment under a giant corporation that doesn’t read comments’ account, this isn’t even their account. It’s just a reposter, shooting the messenger at its finest

22.10.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1-6 are all pretty funny, 1 remake actually had some decent atmosphere it managed to maintain, and 0 was fine but generally kinda boring and frustrating

22.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I’m stupid is because I was born without any

22.10.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little guys live in computers and you go in the computer, have fun

22.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trust me bro this game may be insanely monotonous and annoying for the first several hours but it really gets good once it’s already made it’s first impressions and you’ve forced yourself to tolerate it

22.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the Dark Souls games I just sure as hell never played them for the endings

22.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best way to make people latch onto the journey and not the destination is to make the destination suck ass

22.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a terrible way to put it, but the best way I can describe that game is like an abusive relationship, like it set off the same triggers in my brain, it was a problem

22.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, that’s Yakuza city design vs PokΓ©mon which has been consistently inconsistent as of late. I’m just gonna get Digimon World Next Order since it’s 1/7th of the price

21.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking about giving the new pokemon a shot but you’re telling me I can’t leave Lumiose and they’re charging 70 dollars for this what

21.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe they’d copy Soul Hackers like this smh

21.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I would be a cool uncle cause like I’m not well off or financially responsible enough to be a parent but I could totally babysit and goof off with the kids for a while

21.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Put this on YouTube with a VHS filter and it will get a Friday Night Funkin mod about it

21.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen like 4 separate people mention Magic Pussy 3 for varying reasons and I can only wonder why this game managed to breach containment

21.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Similar energy to the Yakuza β€œFART” windbreaker

21.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bullet with Butterfly Wings sounds like a modern stand name itself

21.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no lmao

20.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this like a weirder version of Nintendo’s terrible circle pad controller for the NES

20.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, G, would you make me a sandwich?

20.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like bro if you need a game to represent the PS2 pick like Ratchet and Clank 3 or SMT Nocturne or something that actually looks nice, not this disingenuous shit

20.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw some YouTube thumbnail insinuating San Andreas looks better than Pokemon and I mean I have more than a few gripes with how Game Freak is managed but that’s just hilarious, San Andreas looks bad even for the PS2.

20.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Barony

19.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how Avatar just shows up sometimes, makes a few billion, and then leaves barely any cultural impacy

19.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s cool. Probably my only issue with Horizon is the almost universal traps huge games fall into like non story important dialogue animations looking kinda stiff and the inevitable burnout on doing all the things, but I think Forbidden West fixes a lot of that

18.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my defense I did not want that I just wanted games with proper care put into them

18.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nintendo games I would say are pretty famously good at teaching you how to play by just doing stuff, but Pokemon sticks out like a sore thumb for how often it takes control away to hand hold its way through basic game concepts

18.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes having voice acting no matter what just makes the game worse. Nothing against the actors themselves, like get your bag and all that. But there’s some games where I think the game would be easier to take seriously without voice acting.

18.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While interesting I think the camel one is more impactful. Also pretty damn funny

17.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you make me a sandwich?

17.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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