MrsDSalinger

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Me: Since the kids are gone for the night, what do you want to do for dinner?

Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

This is a pretty fun baseball question. What Cy Young winner had the highest WHIP in his award season, and what was that number? Modern era. Starting pitcher.

Former Uber driver makes the Yankees roster. How does he get to the ballpark on Opening Day? Yep, an Uber.

These feel-good stories always have a tinge of: Why was he an Uber driver? Because minor league baseball doesn't pay a living wage?

YouTube video by Dan Strafford MLB DFS - Opening Day 03/27/2025 - The Dish

Allow me to reintroduce myself...

#MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate.

youtu.be/IIESxYv4888

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

Tanner Bibee eats chipotle

Tanner Bibee has food poisoning

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BASEBALL HYPE VIDEO THREAD!

As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here.

FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.

As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!

#PlayBall #GoGiants #SFGiants #NothingLikeIt

Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.

Big, if true.

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much?

ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them

THERAPIST: what?

ME: what?

thank you to @allanhepworth.bsky.social for the awesome US map of #SFB15 live drafts

good chance there is one that is worth a day trip in your area

fill out the interest form and let us know where you want to draft

A screenshot of a Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown can't sleep and wakes up to a baseball sun

It's the most wonderful day of the year 😍

How's that? 😘

I still get chills.

In your circle of friends, it is. Sort of.

YouTube video by San Francisco Giants SF Giants: Best Moments of the 2010s

My Baseball Eve tradition.

#SFGiants www.youtube.com/watch?v=pol8...

This is a Gen X fidget toy.

Last night, I had a dream that we found a large storage space at the house and were able to fit all of our stuff, in case anyone wants to know the state of my fantasies these days. 

RIP Gene Hackman…

I will, and I hope you'll do the same.

Thank you for telling me that. It was amazing how many things we had in common and I'm grateful we got to support each other through some of the challenges we faced over the past few years, even just through venting. Please let us know if there's anything we can do for you.

I’m so very sorry, Kristin. My heart goes out to the both of you. I’m so glad that I got a chance to know him, even if it was just a small bit. His kindness and sarcasm will be missed and never forgotten.

I’m going to miss talking with him so much. ❤️

I've been thinking of you both every day.

Fairytale Ball with my Prince Charming.

The weirdest paradox is that after you hit 35, you pretty much feel like you’re both 20 and 60 years old at the same time forever. Like it’s just a lifetime of thinking “but what do I REALLY wanna do with my life” while you fire up the blood pressure machine that lives on the kitchen counter now

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.