Sailor Barsoom

Every one is worse than the last, I do not understand these people at ALL

Closeup of the nose of a sleeping grey and white tabby with a tiny bit of his pink tongue sticking out

His name is Popsicle!

two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them Alt: Garth and Wayne bowing saying WE'RE NOT WORTHY

Queen Gladys

Such sleepy babies 😻

Humbled to be greeted by such a distinguished gentleman!

Such a precious bean 🧡

Hello long-lost brother Garfield!

Look at that face!!!

Zygi Wilf told me other teams keep eating his quarterbacks so I asked how many quarterbacks he has and he said he just goes to the inactive roster and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding quarterbacks to the defense and then Minnesota started crying.

Jake!! Hello sweet boy

I do too! I hope he's still writing poetry

The worst part of my MIL staying with us over the holidays is having to pretend to laugh at every piece of AI slop she needs to show us in person.
At least online I can roll my eyes and scroll past

A sleepy grey and white tabby facing the camera head on with paws out

Happy #caturday everyone, I hope you're all staying warm

That belly!

Very efficient, good work Gerald

Definitely feels like it

Grey and white tabby cat conked out on his side with paws out in a brown heated cat bed in front of a heating vent

I wish I had a heated bed

Warmer today, friends!

The higher you can shift your center of gravity and the quicker you can lift your feet, the more you can avoid the ice!

I have been thinking about this for literally years. My working hypothesis is that both the boxes got labeled "beef" first, and rather than get a new box they just wrote "not" on the turkey one.
My own personal Unsolved Mystery!

Two white styrofoam take out boxes . In red pen they are labeled "beef" and "not beef"

I never get the opportunity to show people this so I'm happy to help.
Story: a few years ago my husband and I ordered sandwiches. He ordered beef, I ordered turkey. Here is that they sent us.

I was in vet med and you'd be surprised at the amount of big scary guys who had to leave the room during their pets vaccines. Seems to be a common fear!

Tubi

All y'all complaining about snow in December do not deserve this planet

Anyone who was trick-or-treating age in 1991 in Minnesota should be a borderline eco-terrorist by now (for context we had a blizzard on Halloween of 91. Oct is also very historically rainy but has not been in recent decades)

WHY A WHISTLE • A SIMPLE TOOL FOR ALERTS • LOUD. RECOGNIZABLE. IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE. WHY IT WORKS • INSTANT ALERT SYSTEM • FASTER THAN SOCIAL MEDIA • TURNS SILENCE INTO COMMUNITY ACTION • EASY TO AMPLIFY AND JOIN IN WHAT YOU CAN DO • WEAR YOUR WHISTLE AROUND YOUR NECK • TEACH FAMILY & NEIGHBORS THE CODES • USE IT WHEN AGENTS ARE SPOTTED • PROTECT EACH OTHER, ALWAYS FORM A CROWD STAY LOUD CODE 1: ICE NEARBY BLOW IN SHORT BURSTS: PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE! → ALERTS THE COMMUNITY THAT ICE AGENTS ARE IN THE AREA NOISE = VISIBILITY ON THE STREETS WHISTLES AND HONKING HORNS WILL ALERT PEOPLE TO: • JOIN IN AND ACT TO FORM A CIRCLE OF PROTECTION - OR TO AVOID THE AREA • FOLLOW AND MONITOR ICE CARAVANS AND PATROLS • FIND AND CATCH UP WITH A CROWD THAT IS PROTECTING SOMEONE WE PROTECT OUR COMMUNITY TOGETHER CODE 2: RED ALERT! BLOW IN LONG BLASTS: PREEEEEEE-PREEEEEEE-PREEEEEEE → ICE IS DETAINING SOMEONE FORM A CROWD, STAY LOUD STAY NONVIOLENT DON'T STAY SILENT MONARCA RAPID RESPONSE LINE MONARCAMN.ORG 24HR EMERGENCY RESPONSE LINE TO REPORT AN ENFORCEMENT ACTION BY ICE IN PROGRESS, AND REQUEST LEGAL OBSERVERS IN THE TWIN CITIES CAN RECEIVE PHOTO DOCUMENTATION 612-441-2881 ADAPTED FROM ORIGINAL MATERIALS MADE BY PILSEN ARTS & COMMUNITY HOUSE

This is where short whistle twees can do a lot of good.

Alert those targeted that there’s increased activity in your neighborhood.

From @mspwhistles.bsky.social

I like to add a spoonful to a can of vegetable soup. Makes it seem fancy and adds flavor!

I don't wanna go to elf practice, I'm gonna be a machinist!

Is it Chris Reese? He's great! The station, not so much