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Oregon's Hat

@oregons-hat.bsky.social

Artist formerly known as Gifthorse Dentist.

109 Followers  |  144 Following  |  294 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024
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Wait 5 minutes; those fences will be mended. They're both insufferable and therefore need each other.

15.11.2025 05:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hopefully the NBA isn't looking to expand with this odd team name.

05.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why does he look like an animatronic left out in the rain?

09.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully the plenary power doesn't devolve to a plenarytarium.

09.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's like a Murder, She Wrote villain.

29.09.2025 20:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ImNotAGoodSingerBut sew what?

29.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Milquetoast

12.09.2025 03:34 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

CGI hologram ✔

02.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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These KPop Demon Hunters songs are taking over all my quiet moments in my mind. I need a palate cleanser.

31.08.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chicken jockey: 2025

Harlem Shake: 2013

11.04.2025 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I thought you might appreciate this.
@pushinguproses.bsky.social

11.04.2025 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Duran Duran

06.04.2025 07:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to find the equivalent to a hyper advocate for the Toyota Tercell.

27.03.2025 23:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't get up.

27.03.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What happened to quitting being a dictator on day 2?

He lied us.

27.03.2025 13:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They aren't even pretending empathy is a dead scene in their psychoverse.

26.03.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scapegoating is the lifeblood of their operation.

26.03.2025 01:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're paying for this diarrhea show? Oh...kay?!

26.03.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Usually people have body dysmorphia the other way.

25.03.2025 14:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be completely honest, I'm surprised the group chat didn't include "what's a Yemen?" or a dick pic.

25.03.2025 14:40 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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#shitpost #meme

09.03.2025 18:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His ketamine vape pen needs a new cartridge.

05.03.2025 04:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting used munitions from surplus is pretty much Buy Nothing en masse.

04.03.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be besterest

04.03.2025 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I feel @mrjoncryer.bsky.social or @neildegrassetyson.com

03.03.2025 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I thought you'd appreciate this.
@darthpingu.bsky.social

02.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Zelenskyy meeting:

01.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was pulling a Mitt Romney dinner. I called it days ago.

28.02.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zelenskyy should go on Joe Rogan and the Daily Show.

28.02.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0