The Bitterchick (fka @ohhollyhell)

Where would one sell off, like, over a hundred movie posters from the 70s-90s?

Asking for me. I don’t have friends.

Watching all these Pamela Anderson/Liam Neeson interviews, one thought keeps coming to mind:

GREEN ACRES REBOOT.

Johnny Knoxville is Mr Haney. This could *work*, people.

I have a king size bed. This is where Ferg decided to sleep tonight.

To give *that speech* to Uhura was *chef’s kiss.*

I heard the sound of groups of people furiously throwing together DragonCon group cosplay plans.

Omg Paul Wesley nailed it.

Me just being a 55+ chick having the audacity to appear in public in a swimsuit and without makeup. #brave

I haven’t read it but as the mom of a 16 year old *that I adore*, yeah there’s no way.

When I was 12, I de-tasseled corn in Nebraska. My kid about walk the dog if there’s a spiderweb between him and the outside.

But my generation was raised outdoors; his has been inside for five years.

I actually feel for this guy, but his plate expires in August - there’s time to fix all this. 😂

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You all will be very happy to know I’m feeling better- all I needed to do to regain my center is not go to work.

Happy Monday everyone.

There is a version of me that almost no one has seen.

I have called the cops on *myself* because of this version of me.

I always assumed when I finally broke, I would no longer care about anything- instead I care so much about everything.

And y’all are about to meet that version of me.

Watching Thunderbolts. Lewis Pullman flashes his *amazing* abs and I’m suddenly finding myself attracted by a guy whose DAD I dug back in the day (and lowkey still do-who couldn’t love President Whitmore?!)

It is weird to age.

May the ghost of John McCain kick their collective asses.

They’re not citizens, but they can run for president? The fuck?

I woke up this morning and told my family “Happy Friday!”
And they just looked at me and then whispered amongst themselves, “Who is going to tell her?”

WE LIVE IN A SOCIALIST DEMOCRACTIC GOVERNMENT, people.

If your taxes pay for social services, that socialism, dumbasses.

Like police and fire services? How about public education? People getting roadkill off the street?

MEDICARE?!

That’s socialism.

Fergus always looks like he’s dissociating when I’m giving petting him the turbo back pets.

Mer-puppy?

New Jensen Ackles content starting tomorrow.

Maybe this will make up for the universe absolutely sucking for the last year.

Of course, if the universe really want to make it up to me, they bring back Supernatural.

And put me on it.

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Happy Joss Whedon Birthday to those who still observe.

Yeah, but put ice cream in real beer and see how that tastes

It was the director’s choice, not hers, which im sure you know.

But.

The absolute BALLS she has to sing THAT SONG live to a bunch of people who don’t necessarily want to hear it cannot be ignored.

That song is a bitch and she is a goddamn legend.

There’s plenty to make it a regional competition.

None of which explains how Smith somehow became self-aware and able to possess a human being

Can someone please give me a good reason to give a rats ass about my job today? Other than, you know, feeding my kid and stuff?

It’s a little difficult being a lawyer when you’re not sure if you’re gonna have a constitution a week from now.

If you’ve not indulged, watch the original Monty Python’s Flying Circus. It’s on Netflix.

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The Matrix.

Way to establish your hero as a superhero in the computer world, and just a dude in the real world, then absolutely under undercut all of that with some nonsense.

Oh, and diminish Trinity’s role down to “sword bearer and sacrifice.”

Ugh.

Thank God someone was here to warn others. The second one was….something.

And open the window so I can target him.

AND DISCOVER HE AND SIX OF HIS FAMILY ARE BUILDING A CONDO INSIDE , 18 INCHES FROM WHERE MY FACE USUALLY IS.

I napalmed it like I was LBJ and ran out of the room.

How long does that shit take to complete its genocidal mission?

Not just a wasp- oh no!

I couldn’t find the wasp spray so I asked my son to look. He finds it on the balcony and brings it to me covered in cobwebs and dirt and God knows what.

I ask him if he could clean it off, then bring it back.

Once it was in a biohazard, I set it on the sill…

I think bullying intimidation used against any person for personal gain, whether that gain to be sexual gratification or “give me your wallet”, should be disqualifying conduct.

If folks in the comment are arguing to make *this particular* form of intimidation acceptable, you can miss me.

Y’all I’m *trying*.

I got out of the hospital last Monday. I really tried to get stuff done last week, and I even did a few things.

But I dedicated myself to getting back to work today. From home, admittedly, but still.

And there’s a goddamn wasp in my home office.