clint

hi send me your favorite memes thx

okay honestly I agree

birthday swimsuit reveal. which are we feeling?

Idk why but chewing gum at a bar makes me feel so cunt

btpt

All I wanna do is go to bed but I have to shower. But I’m so exhausted. But I’m so gross from traveling. But exhausted…

for some reason I’ve been responding with “yeeeee” for things that are exciting and I can’t figure out where this came from

i forgot how shitty people are on the apps.

wait why do I look tall?

hehe you have not 🥰

This is true!

Ugh. I hate it.

and what is so happy about July 4th?

and good morning it was. yours?

the way people feel so comfortable asking why people broke up is baffling.

“you’ve changed”
babe I am 𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘓𝘠 in therapy. the goal is to change.

releasing an album called “american heart” in this climate… oof.

A coworker asked me today, “Why doesn’t the beard match the wig? What was your inspiration?”

A nastier read has never been uttered to me before. I live.

She’s working diva!!

I can almost forgive the no ac in this London apt for the mirror. almost.

I know a LED mirror hates to see me coming

“It’s time. Should we slurp it down and tab it out?”

@dclintf.bsky.social

quite fun being with a group of baddies that can’t stop winning 🏆

Hersheys?? What about the They/thems??

💪🏼👅

category is: cropped hometown apparel

ugh this is so cunt I love this for me

given the amount of liquor and junk food I’ve consumed over the past few days, I was pleasantly surprised to see the ab outline still present.