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the Chinese call it the silver river which is 10x cooler

My mom just told me she’s turning 60 next year and I instantly started to tear up

It’s interesting to me when white women convert to Islam and they start speaking in the same cadence as Arab women without knowing Arabic

As the recent news shows, the overarching issue with the patriarchy is linked to capitalism, racism and the genocide in Gaza. It is the root of all evil. It is the root of religion, war and exploitation. It is why this earth is difficult when it doesn’t have to be.

Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh • 8h I hope Epstein made videos There have been suggestions that Epstein made secret videos of all the men who had sex in his houses and planes. I hope he did and they are all revealed, because they will prove I am not among them. I hereby waive any right of privacy in Epstein videos. wint @dril Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

i was sexually abused by 4 different people in my life mostly. probably closer to 6 but. um. i just want to say that you should always listen to kids, you should always believe kids, and if a kid says they were abused then it was abuse. if anyone says it was abuse, it was abuse. full stop.

It’s your time to shine, Alan!

So she has like some awareness, even if she’s a bitch.

And she’s not a MAGA conservative, she’s a classic Republican. She didn’t vote for DJT the second time, I would describe her as a Reagan Republican.

I would pay a million dollars to see my Republican Aunt Edie’s reaction to learning about DJT sucking off Bill Clinton. She went off on me after the 2016 election and said she was disgusted by the Clintons for being predators and that’s why she voted for DJT. Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So you’re telling me DJT sucked off Bill Clinton & then ran for office to beat Hillary at her own game? Twice?

Donika Lewinsky!

Monica Trump!

No likes or replies fuck you guys, lol

Do you leftists who can’t think for yourselves remember when Russiagate happened & all of you said it wasn’t a problem or it wasn’t real? I hope you feel stupid asf right now. I’m a communist, I’m just not a dumbass like some of you.

This is how I’m pulling up to a Russian bar if he gets impeached

So real

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

Jared Kushner is mentally and aesthetically disturbing to my spirit & if someone told me he was the first AI / human hybrid, I would believe them.

My mom said we need to CANCEL the NYT!!!!!

Excuse me, I meant micro penis.

I think it’s ok to make fun of Hitler for having a small penis

My liberal mother is calling me in 20 minutes to debrief & I will update you on the situation.

jeffrey epstein calling trump "functionally illiterate" is so fucking funny in the context of all those emails where he types like he eats paint chips for breakfast

“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.” - Mao Zedong

People are turning on DJT within the Republican Party. Ummmmm…. Not to sound like a liberal, but it might be happening ya’ll. They’re going to release the files and impeach him in 1-2 months.

Yeah

Do you guys remember a few years ago when that chick on Twitter said, “if you let a man cum inside of you it goes into your spinal fluid and they stay with you forever.” Everyone was cancelling her, but I totally got what she was saying.