Ryan Hitchcock

So how does this work, does his PR firm just pre-write the whole op-ed and email it to you, or what?

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold "They just left him."

They killed him.

It takes a lot to infuriate me and break my heart only because you have to be able to tolerate a lot when covering Trump and fascism and try your best to stay centered and hopeful.

This story I can't let go.

They chose to let him just die.

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That second “and” is doing some HEAVY lifting here

I heard all of these in Christopher Walken’s voice, except for #4, which was in John Malkovich’s voice

Every improviser or comedian who’s lived through their home theatre’s awkward, knobbly pupa stage from small punk rock cool kids’ club to legendary institutional entertainment destination: *long drag off of cigarette*

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

Big “arguing with the teacher” energy here

Counterpoint: yes it will, and no it’s not

Stacy Bradley voted for President Trump because of his border policies, and she likes that he has restored “law and order.” But she is unsettled by one aspect of his immigration agenda. Last month, the federal government bought a warehouse next to her cheerleading gym in Surprise, Ariz., which the administration plans to convert into a detention center for up to 1,500 immigrants. Ms. Bradley, the co-owner of Woodlands Elite Cheer, said she worried that a detainee could escape, or that protests could break out. The children who train at her gym are as young as 3 and could see “people in shackles” next door, she said.

“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”

Man Who Smells Own Farts For a Living Issues Dire Warning About Not Smelling His Farts

"the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children"

Men’s Big Air Freestyle the most “dudes rock” Olympic event?

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

This is a pogrom

No disrespect meant to Socrates or any other turkey vulture, who—unlike RFKJ—serve a necessary function

Close-up shot of a turkey vulture, its bald and pink head poking up from the mass of black feathers that is its body

When he says “carnivore diet” this is the one that immediately springs to mind

I love the Senate, an institution where each state in our union sends two of its most credulous senior citizens to have their brains irreparably pickled

Good lord. Abolish ICE, CBP, and the Senate

RFK Jr.’s brain: “don’t say ‘organ meats that have been sitting out on my roof’ don’t say ‘organ meats that have been sitting out on my roof’”
RFK Jr.: “…yogurt.”

RFK Jr.’s brain: “don’t say ‘organ meats that have been sitting out on my roof’ don’t say ‘organ meats that have been sitting out on my roof’”
RFK Jr.: “…yogurt.”

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

ten years ago today no one clapped

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

“In honor of the 4th of July, I have decided to close all the beaches, because I love this country so much. Not because of the shark. Don’t say it’s because of the shark.”

A truly unbelievable feat of framing here

Honestly all this illustrates is Trump’s inherent weakness as a president. Teddy Roosevelt would have carried on as if nothing happened, LBJ would’ve done it deliberately while locking eyes with a sitting Senator. You don’t even want to know what that sick fuck James K. Polk would’ve done.

do not listen to anyone who says they need more training