Lisa 🐈‍⬛

Urgh

I booked a couple of days off work last week because the old brain has been playing up. V thankful right now that I also booked tomorrow off so I am avoiding the Sunday dreads.

I wish I was in charge of these appeals.
Travelling home to your elderly cat? Dismissed.

Yay 👻

Thick twats

A pencil sharpener with a tiny clay ghost on it (two pictures)

My pencil sharpener is haunted

I love himb

Whyyyyyyyy?

The eternal dilemma

I've furnished a lot of this house thanks to IKEA. Well done the Swedes

Hehehe xx

That's a very nice glass

19th of November

You in another decade.

Early 2000s, a club somewhere in the North

How dare you

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Woman working on a pet food stand (to me): And how old is your cat?
Me: Twenty one.
Woman: Wow. Twenty one.
Me: Yup.
Woman: I’m twenty.
Me: Wow.
Oddly profound silence.

Hehehe. The cat in black

Rookie error. Luckily it was raining so he didn't stay out long

Hehehe

A time that I am thankful for rain. Hehe

He has returned

Over protective here too! He gets giddy if he's ever out late as he knows it's not allowed. Hoping the weather will dampen his enthusiasm

It's raining so I'm hoping he'll come home soon 🤞🏻

I thought the catflap was locked but it wasn't and Johnny Cash has just gleefully escaped into the darkness

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Oh I would LOVE to go on the Orient Express. V expensive sadly