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In a strong acid, preferably.

“Do you even own a suit?” Fuck Trump and his media sycophants. What utter pieces of shit they all are. I can’t even watch this shit anymore.

You and me both, carrot head. You and me both.

I’m generally embarrassed to be a tech worker. I’ve made a point to not be a part of the shit tech culture. And I’m so embarrassed to be an American for so many reasons.

A bunch of loud American tech bros were on the bus this morning being typical douchebag American tech bros. One was talking so loud, saying how he’s an “army of one”, and his bros hooted in agreement.

Now, it’s like I’ve discovered this new band with over 40 years of work to explore. I am excited!

Given the circles I run in, I’ve always had an awareness of DM. And there’s been several songs that I’ve loved. But I was never interested in seeing them live (I hate stadium shows; I prefer more intimate settings). And I didn’t go out of my way to listen to their work outside of what I already knew

Amidst all the shit going on, one positive for me is that I’m having a Depeche Mode renaissance thanks to the episodes on the One Song podcast. I’m listening through their catalogue with a new perspective and appreciating their music in ways I didn’t before.

Last night, I watched one of my favorite movies from childhood: Super Fuzz.

I asked for a new laptop at work. I said that my current one is so old, the bits have wrinkles. I -really- need to think before I say shit sometimes.

I made a “more weight!” Joke during a meeting today, and 2 people got it. Mission accomplished.

Is it so wrong to want to see a Trump, Vance and Musk human centipede? Maybe throw in Thomas and McConnell for funsies.

It takes very little effort to NOT shoot an animal. The world is burning, but I think we can manage this, too.

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We lost so many celebrities in 2016. In 2025 we need a horde of necromancers to raise them all from the dead so they can consume the flesh of everyone destroying the US.

I’m to visit the US in April.I’m having second thoughts.The speed, depth and breadth of whats happening is terrifying. During 45, I thought we got lucky, because if trump surrounded himself with smart people, we would be in real trouble. Turns out, he didn’t need smart ones, just more viscious ones.

Oooh. The multipost thing actually threads it. Nice.

I’m tired of typing on my phone. I hope these posts arrive coherently arranged. I don’t know what I’m doing. Posting this is more of a promise to myself to stop screaming into my own void. It’s ok if we scream together. It doesn’t have to be elegant.

Today, I like to think that I would punch a Nazi until there’s nothing left to punch. I’m not young or strong anymore, so I might need someone to hold them down for me.

At one point, I had even said, “I don’t support violence, so I won’t support punching Nazis. It’s not what “we” do. “We” follow the rules. “We” speak rationally. “We” follow rules. I’m ashamed of that post. I think about it a lot. There’s a lot of toxicity in that flavor of thinking.

My instinct is to scream, throw middle fingers, shriek “FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING THINGS, ESPECIALLY THAT FUCKING ONE RIGHT FUCKING THERE!” At some point in my life I transitioned from loud and uncouth, to civility and decorousness. No idea how or why the fuck that happened.

I’m a single molecule in a bright blue sea, and everything I see is already reflective of me (I also don’t think I’m particularly eloquent, especially in a world where your 300 characters of cleverness tends to define you. Me not so smart. Me ok wit dat.).

I don’t typically post political commentary. Not because I’m apolitical or apathetic or ashamed; those who know me know where I stand. And I struggle against screaming in the echo chamber. I’m saying what’s already being said..

Happy birthday, funny famous person who I do not know.

I just spent a couple of hours cooking up in the sauna, and cooling down in the sea. Hot cold hot cold. The Baltic sea is 2.1C. I feel amazing.

I had a treesome today, and other adventures in Porvoo. (I’m a for realsies treehugger).

I’m sorry for being a 12 year old. But c’mon.

On a bus in Helsinki. It’s 10am but it feels like after sunset. Props to the people up north for being able to live with this. Keep popping that vitamin D.

Tallinn Old Town