Joel Cotera

If we're doing W Bush stuff, let's at least get the Colbert Report back

How dare you

believed i was in a monogamous relationship with a bassist in a touring punk band

BREAKING: FIU Probes Alleged Racist, Antisemitic Chat Tied to Turning Point USA Members of the group chat allegedly used the N-word more than 200 times.

FIU is investigating a racist and antisemitic group chat that allegedly included the Miami Dade GOP secretary and the president of the school's Turning Point USA chapter.

These dumb Hispanic fucks have been for too long sheltered about living in Miami and being too stupid to realize THEY ARE NOT WHITE. Try leaving abuelitas neighborhood for once in your life, you stupid sapingos.

a cheems dog is holding a baseball bat next to a chibi character . ALT: a cheems dog is holding a baseball bat next to a chibi character .

Government:

If there were any real justice in the world, this bitch ass pussy would get the dogshit beat out of him the second he stepped outside.

You’re fucking kidding me.

This 00s nostalgia is out of control.

Check out this asshole

Opinion | The $1.5 trillion question facing the Pentagon Figuring out what to do with a proposed $1.5 trillion defense budget is reportedly causing major headaches inside the Pentagon.

This was February 24th:

The military literally doesn’t know how to spend an extra $500 billion

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The House Oversight Committee has voted to subpoena Pam Bondi to testify about her handling of the Epstein files.

All those years of "The nanny state libs are coming for your sodas, they're coming for your hamburgers, they're coming for your steaks!" shrieking from Republicans, just to wind up with this dude as their avatar.

Why don’t they just forcefully call him a disingenuous cunt every single time he does it?

Stop coddling. Just call his bullshit out as unfettered, laughable bullshit.

Shame his bitch ass into never showing his face again

Trump administration drops suits against law firms after judges find president's orders unconstitutional Numerous judges have ruled against Trump's executive orders targeting certain law firms.

“Let’s hope that media companies, universities, and other organizations pay heed,” says former top DOJ official Vanita Gupta.

White House addresses 'redness' on the side of Trump's neck Trump, who is the oldest person to be elected president, has faced questions about his health over the last year.

"Barbabella did not specify the cream Trump is using and didn't explain the purpose of the preventative treatment."

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had a death in the family and was almost completely off the internet for a few days & my observation is that there is too much happening too fast such that basic facts abt the world are difficult to ascertain unless you are mainlining info all the time & doing that seems to drive people insane

So we went to war, illegally, because Bibi wanted to take out Iran.

This going to go over swimmingly

Pivotal moment in American history

picture from the just-completed White House event of a side profile of Trump with a visible injury on his neck

whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand

(Saul Loeb/Getty)

Live updates: At least 31 people killed in Israeli strikes on Lebanon after Hezbollah attack Iran and Iranian-backed militias fired missiles at Israel and Arab states and Israel and the United States pounded targets in Iran as the war expanded Monday with statements of defiance and warnings of more U.S. casualties.

The U.S. military says Kuwait mistakenly shot down 3 American F-15E Strike Eagles aircraft during combat. Follow AP's live updates.

Did the Navy hospital boat make it to Greenland yet?

“Isolated, strategic, Large Scale attack’ is the most amazing line of bullshit ever sharted out of a pol’s mouth

i’m ready to see mace committed to a 3 day psych hold & evaluation.

that’s not a joke.

“Mace on Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I'm ready to denaturalize her and deport her to Somali"

And what do you think I’ve been thinking about the past 20 minutes thanks to space cadet chucklefucks over here? 😅

I mean, it’s a good question.

I cannot wait for them to have their spider-babies.

Tom Holland and Zendaya are now married, says stylist Law Roach

(via: @accesshollywood.bsky.social)

Smoked for the first time with my baby brother (22).

This mf, zooted af, comes back from whatever space adventure he was on to ask “Who makes more money off Wile E Coyote? ACME, his doctor, or the Hospital?”

Then, just like that, poof: back in space.

The more things change…