Matt

A club bar, wrapped in foil paper. The date is visible on a tv guide in the background

??

People think he's hot I think is plausibly most of the explanation

(I have no idea, I have not played it)

Nothing new, I hadn’t seen anything that’s been happening over the last couple of hours

Been mostly offline for the past few hours and hadn’t seen any of the ballistics stuff

Oh fucking hell

I didn’t win but I had the moral victory from planting the most trees

Pickywhovius update: I have successfully eaten Thai food.

“I’m not competing with you I’m collaborating!”
“Matt, aren’t you winning?”

Call me Elon Musk because we’re terraforming mars hey how are you

Tried to post this the other day: new Scrubs good!

r/doctorwho: how would you fix Doctor Who? I think we need 13 episode seasons again :)

Nah fuck that.

I irrationally hate Timothy Chalet and I'm still kind of hung up on the fact I'm shit at table tennis is the only reason I got moved down a set in PE in Year 8 at school, should I watch Marty Supreme?

I've luckily been spared her actual content, just know her game

Being "gender critical" should be disqualifying enough, but someone who rushed to attack Imane Khalif and the IOC on the back of actual Russian disinformation and Vibes is so obviously not qualified to be the CMSO, a role which demands forensic attention to detail and sound, informed judgement.

I work hard for the money,
So hard for the money,
Oh I something something money,
Come on give me lots of honey

Another rotund grass bird too

I love her evil bisexual vibes

Oh wow Mega Garchomp Z, that is definitely new information! #PokemonPresents

I actually think the election result is the best outcome. It should humble Labour and give them cause to realise they do need to compete for voters on the left, withou-

Oh for FUCK SAKE.

It’s not really that unfamiliar, in a way it’s the Gen Z equivalent of the professional busybodies on That’s Life

tbf I only know about her because one of my bete noires likes her a lot for being an irritant to Burnham

Zoe Bread, for those who don’t know, is this Manchester-based tiktokker whose thing is that she covers her face with a slice of bread and gets parking tickets for attention

Personally think Labour lost because they weren’t running on an anti-Zoe Bread platform

lmao, and may I also say, thank fuck

If it’s got receipt scanners installed I hope it’s DOA

And made explicit in the second ep

Unrecognisable in a shirt instead of a slutty gym vest lol

Live to over 1000 people. Bangin way for any mutuals to find out we work together tbf

God I hate that yellow rat