Max 🐷 @maxbepis - Bluesky Profile

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13.11.2024 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I store a banana inside my rectum at all times

13.11.2024 19:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The government implanted a tracking device in the back of my neck when I was under anesthesia for my colonoscopy

03.11.2024 23:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back to the Future actually happened

03.11.2024 17:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quit pussy footing around, bro

03.11.2024 17:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My penis looks like a Silent Hill enemy

21.10.2024 01:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My pubic lice are getting out of control

20.10.2024 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forgot everything I learned in college already

19.10.2024 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A botfly burrowed its way into the head of my penis

19.10.2024 17:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What are people who back in to parking spots trying to prove?

18.10.2024 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My coworker named his dog Disturbed after the band Disturbed

18.10.2024 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t wait for Max Bemis to make a bluesky account so I can call him fat

18.10.2024 17:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Diarrhea

18.10.2024 17:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m bringing ballposting to Bluesky

18.10.2024 17:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Many are saying this

18.10.2024 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

18.10.2024 17:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Max 🐷