@lukeburbank.bsky.social
skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.net
And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.
07.12.2025 05:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
22.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
13.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0
Well that should fix it.
11.11.2025 09:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
28.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
21.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 428 🔁 50 💬 15 📌 7Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
21.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
#mariners #bubbrubb #woowoo
21.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Fucking YIMBY
21.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
#mariners #kirby
21.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a mantra. And aspirational by nature. Let’s believe
17.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
17.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Well played. 😉
16.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My bad. I meant corny ass Hackett.
16.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn I missed my window on monetizing this
15.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Devastating day at my Alma Mater
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
10.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will never stop. It’s the only thing that makes me feel alive. 🙏🙏
04.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you so much Shane! I knew one person in America would enjoy it, and you were that one person.
19.06.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.
29.05.2025 22:00 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now they’re after me.
27.05.2025 01:16 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.
08.04.2025 13:14 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0I could do 26 straight hours on this
02.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0This is also news to me. I’m way too hyped about tonight’s game. Like, there are 162 of them. Calm down Burbs
27.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh right, I watched that a few years ago but also forgot I watched it. 😂 thanks for the reminder.
25.03.2025 09:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Staring” is making it hard for me to follow your point. Please clarify.
22.03.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Survived. Barely.
22.03.2025 03:06 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’d sooner have the door fly off this flight
21.03.2025 18:19 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I tried to go in London and just missed it. 😭😭
17.03.2025 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
