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skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.net

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Oh good, he keeps asking for his back , and Iโ€™m like ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

19.07.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much Shane! I knew one person in America would enjoy it, and you were that one person.

19.06.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.

29.05.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now theyโ€™re after me.

27.05.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.

08.04.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could do 26 straight hours on this

02.04.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is also news to me. Iโ€™m way too hyped about tonightโ€™s game. Like, there are 162 of them. Calm down Burbs

27.03.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh right, I watched that a few years ago but also forgot I watched it. ๐Ÿ˜‚ thanks for the reminder.

25.03.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œStaringโ€ is making it hard for me to follow your point. Please clarify.

22.03.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Survived. Barely.

22.03.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™d sooner have the door fly off this flight

21.03.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried to go in London and just missed it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

17.03.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just landed

17.03.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11 years? Welcome new listener Linh.

13.03.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Mocktail Utilizer has logged on and co-signs

13.03.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You worry correctly

09.03.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting?

05.03.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amirite?

05.03.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give it 10 minutes and itโ€™ll change. Swear to god. Also, drivers {here} are uniquely bad.

05.03.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assumed itโ€™s basically a BlueSky post?

01.03.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@walsh.bsky.social promises made, promises kept. #ViceGrips

01.03.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God bless the broken road that brought to a Greg Raymer reference circa 2025

01.03.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

21.02.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10748    ๐Ÿ” 1828    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

Yes! I love it. Canโ€™t believe I spent 47 years *not* flushing the toilet by stepping on a blue dot of light on the floor.

21.02.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Real question: have you hugged your scale today?

19.02.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have no idea how riveting I was as a four year old.

17.02.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called โ€œGuiltโ€ starring โ€œthat really good gay actor, heโ€™s dead nowโ€.

The movie was โ€œDoubtโ€ featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.

17.02.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTrojanโ€™s Horseโ€ all timer

15.02.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Excited to see Severance finally entering its โ€œSpies Like Usโ€ phase

15.02.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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