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@impulsings.bsky.social

I guess I’m no longer here to only shitpost. See my real work here: https://linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co

189 Followers  |  55 Following  |  432 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023
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Welcome to the game, soldier. 🫑

26.02.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Britta Curl, she plays for the Frost. 😑

26.02.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want good hockey, do I have the program for you (except for the transphobe, we hate her)

25.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Olympics may be over but there’s another coming together of worldwide audiences to appreciate carefully honed athleticism: The Battletech Stream, tonight at 6pm PT! Not just a showcase of brawn, two top minds will also bring you their thoughts on a variety of topics chosen by a panel of judges.

23.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I keep rewatching the teaser video for our new library and bawling my eyes out

20.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just don’t want to work with anything that will actively destroy the planet and a β€œfree society”, is that too much to ask?

19.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My company is so ai pilled. Unfortunately I’ve now worked a decade in a job position where it’s basically impossible to find a company not using ai anywhere I look.

19.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

David Lynch has β€œnight blooming jasmine” written on his grave

16.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what I’m gonna say … goodwill bins.

13.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I’ve reached the age where people are younger than me.

13.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I have general wintry decor πŸ˜…

02.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ping pong ball asmr for my cat

30.01.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brought my film camera to the hockey game, got stopped by security who asked if I was a professional photographer. β€œNo” I say, and then they let me through saying it was okay since it was just a point and shoot camera lmao I WISH, this is full manual, not even a working light meter in it.

24.01.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!! And omg I forgot you had a print that’s so sweet πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

21.01.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!! πŸ₯Έ

20.01.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes …. YES!!!

20.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick! Everyone be silly for my birthday, NOW!!

20.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is my birthday! And I’ve now officially been making birthday self portraits for half my life. Here’s this year’s image, plus just a few from past years. πŸ’–

20.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s @impulsings.bsky.social’s birthday today and she was very brave and got her blood drawn. Say β€œHappy Birthday Lauren, you’re very brave!” Or else.

20.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the great things about having a Jan 20 birthday is that not only can you celebrate the 19 days leading up to it (bc it’s also the new year), but the 20th is the first day of Aquarius season so now you get to celebrate for an additional month 😈

20.01.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A single comic panel of Sonic the Hedgehog reclined with one leg crossed over the other and a speech bubble over his head with much of the text erased so it reads "I want art made by people and I'm not kidding!"

A single comic panel of Sonic the Hedgehog reclined with one leg crossed over the other and a speech bubble over his head with much of the text erased so it reads "I want art made by people and I'm not kidding!"

17.01.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I asked if it was possible 🀣 but idk if I want my friends to see me at my weakest lmao

17.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The doctor to get my blood drawn πŸ˜…

17.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Asdffghj they’re closed all weekend!! And they’ll be closed on Monday!!! Now I gotta go on my birthday!!! 😑

17.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, I’m about to go do my single greatest fear in my entire life. I’m not being anxious about it at aaaaall.

17.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can’t believe this cat was ever outside.

17.01.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight on 84 we saw someone BACKING UP the on ramp because they saw the traffic and didn’t want to deal with it.

17.01.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The English language is beautiful.

10.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Referring to the literal tree branch in my yard that was used for many creative projects

10.01.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sentimental Wood

10.01.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0