Aaaand now I’m up making bread at 6am.
29.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@impulsings.bsky.social
I guess I’m no longer here to only shitpost. See my real work here: https://linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co
Aaaand now I’m up making bread at 6am.
29.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got my vaccines yesterday and today I took a nap from 10am-1pm, and another one just now from 5-7pm.
29.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I really don’t know what possesses people to do such things
28.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huh??? But the joke is that it’s not?? HUHH???
27.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A to-go coffee cup with the name “Lorian” written on it.
I swear my name is easy to spell, and yet baristas continue to prove me wrong.
26.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0JUST LOOK AT THEM MY SWEET BABIES
20.10.2025 10:27 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I caved. They’re just too cute. 🥹🥹
20.10.2025 10:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Portland cannot even comprehend Japanese fashion.
20.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Almost reached the stage of this trip of looking at photos of my cats, but I resisted. It was tough, but I was very brave.
19.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Maybe they just forgot to send the email?? I feel like every film place in Portland has its own insane mistakes that I constantly have to work around.
09.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s wild.
09.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of my bffs is gonna get married tomorrow and we’re getting ready at my house and I’ve never been this genuinely excited to clean before
24.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Less than ten minutes into the hockey season and we’re already talking about jar jar binks I stg this team 😂😂😂
22.09.2025 00:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Broooo the neighbor kids have a whole ass freestanding rock wall set up in their backyard right now
21.09.2025 20:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oswald the cat back in March when we still called him Outside Cat, laying on one of our patio chairs.
Oswald the cat, now brought inside after getting injured in a street fight, sitting by a window. Not yet neutered at this point so he still has his big tomcat cheeks that I loved so much.
Oswald the cat and Sindri the cat laying on our couch together. Sindri is tucked into himself like a little grey croissant, Ozzy is looking up into camera with his beautiful blue eyes. Don’t let this picture fool you, their relationship is hardly ever so agreeable.
Oswald the cat, sleeping on a chair - one paw draped over his face.
When we brought Ozzy into our house we had to put up a notice on the counties website - after 6 months if no one claimed him he’d become ours. Well I just realized that we passed those 6 months last week, Oswald is officially our cat!
18.09.2025 16:19 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I’ve got the little kitty adventurers!
14.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Omg I want to bring mine with me 😍🥹
13.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Surely my cat won’t lose the 36 ping pong balls I just ordered him.
13.09.2025 17:14 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Wow lots of people I thought were normal and cool are having some veeeeerry interesting opinions right now …
11.09.2025 16:34 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Someone … please … feed my obsession …
10.09.2025 19:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nooooooooo summer is almost over and I’m so sad 😭
04.09.2025 01:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I never knew someone could have this much fun while working so hard and being so sweaty and tired. I think making movies is literally the most fun I’ve ever had.
29.08.2025 03:34 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did it. I finally beat the home improvement store boss and asked men to cut the giant plywood for me. Of course the machine at the first location broke, so I had to also ask at a second location. 😅
23.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How is it possible that I delete 1,000 high res photos from my computer and yet it still has zero storage??
21.08.2025 21:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Honestly I almost fell asleep when I got mine done, so hopefully it’s very easy for you too 🫡🤞🏼
19.08.2025 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hyperfixated and switched mine and Matt’s studios so now I have the bigger room for photos AND dollhouse making 😈
07.08.2025 00:08 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s been less than a week and im so antsy to be back on a film set, thank god the 48 hr is happening this weekend.
31.07.2025 15:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0