Marc

underside of my thai monstera leaf

beauty underneath it all🖤

Ok, I’m gonna need Sam Darnold to not throw 3 interceptions today.

I love it when drunk me buys tickets to 3 concerts. It’s like a nice surprise to sober me. 🥰

Iiiiiiiit’s tiiiiiime! I’m watching my first stupid Christmas movie of the year. I love this for me. 🥰

A tee shirt with 2 dinosaurs having sex that says thanks for the roargasms. One is saying pull my hair and the other is saying I’m fucking trying.

☠️🦖

Jokes, they’re fucking jokes. For the love of gawd, I’m just fucking joking! How are there so many dumb people? It’s rhetorical, don’t answer.

Ties you up with your red flags and tickles your feet.

Live Love Lube

[Emergency Room]

dr: I agree it’s unsightly but it’s only a rash

me: but it really hurts to sit on, doc

dr: just apply this lotion, if it’s still bad in a week see your own dr

m: but doctor—

dr: no your regular physician is fine, it doesn’t have to be an ass specialist

Homer sitting on a pyramid with his arms in the air, yelling "Oh, I hate Mondays. Why am I here?!"

Mood

‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown

Marge watching Bart through the window as he creepily, yet serenely flies a kite outside at night

when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep

Finishing the last few episodes of Man on the Inside, Season 2. Engaging, silly and sweet. Perfect for a dreary Monday evening. Night all 🧡

Ya ever go to slow-blink a cat but then you accidentally fall asleep and so the cat falls madly in love with you?

Yeah me either

If you’re looking for someone to make an ass out of himself, I’m your guy 😎

I’ve gone my entire life believing that everyone except me deserves forgiveness for mistakes. Perhaps I should knock it off with that shit

…as my girlfriend and I exit the bondage supplies store

what do you call a british mother who is unusually petite?

a minimum

There’s no sport in offending the easily offended.

For someone with so little to say you say it well.

YouTube video by The Altons The Altons - "I Try" (Official Audio)

#SundayVibez
#MellowHeadz
#TheAltons
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.

Maybe my pants were trying to eat my hand.

Might fuck around and start loving Mondays

I love sweet potatoe.

Love more and you will be loved more.

Gratitude sustains happy life.

putting the tit in gratitude

We are very talented at complicating simplicity.

If ignorance is bliss, why do so many MAGA folks always seem so angry?