Marc

I just want someone to wanna empty my dishwasher

An onlyfans, but its just me reading the skeets of @los-los.bsky.social disappointment in me

claw machine with lil pig plushies and they have booty holes of cuteness

discovering joy at the arcade✨🤣

I’ve got the munchies for revolution

Who wants to go to an amusement park and just ride the log ride, over and over?

My big gray tomcat lying across my forearm as I’m seated at a table trying to read some papers

Pay attention to me!

someone needs to invent a pancake that’s just the crispy edges

I didn’t want to turn on the lights, so I used my phone’s flashlight to find the remote lost in the blankets.

Then I spent a solid two minutes to use it to look for my phone.

Assuming Bonnie Tyler wanted the subject of her song to make a 180 degree "turn around," she really should have used that lyric an odd amount of times.

a black and white clock with a spiral in the center Alt: a black and white clock with a spiral in the center

People live. People die.
It's a rhythm. The tick of a clock.
A long time, good friend of mine lived (ohhh, did he live!) and this morning he died. He is an amazing soul, and he was a great human. Just wanted people to know.

it’s all good. I didn’t want a happily ever after anyways

Dream about giving them nightmares

Bitches on YouTube telling me how to clean and when.

A rice bowl in a yellow bowl with tofu, sweet potato, tomato, cucumber, avocado, and furikake.

Timeline cleanse

I could conquer nations but instead I’ll sleep bare assed out in the open for the cosmic entities to probe me once more

Goodnight y’all. 😘
I’m going to try to pay closer attention tomorrow.

You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.

you might be surprised by my corn dog memories photo book but then again maybe not

sprinkling cinnamon sugar on my face to create the fumanchurro

I've been chewing on some apathy for a few hours. Needs salt.

waiting for my eMac to fire up so I can connect to Juno, log onto bearshare and beat one out

in an hour or two

sorry I couldn’t make it to your wedding I was busy inspecting the soles of my sneakers to see if the amount of wear is what I would expect given how long I’ve had them
and of course to compare the left vs right levels of wear

my 15 year old after 2 days of driver’s ed:
your hands aren’t supposed to be on that part of the wheel

🙄

The most important thing is that I'm just going to carry on being myself no matter what. That's also the bad thing, but we don't need to get into that.

A beach sunset 3 weeks before the end of winter

I’m convinced I was hypnotized as a small child to make all of the dumb life choices I have made
therefore none of my mistakes are my fault

the problem with meeting new people is all the shitty people you've met before them

Tryna get high on someone else's supply.

A body with an adequate pocket to store a spare chapstick or two.

waking up unnecessarily early everyday bc the world can’t get enough of me apparently