@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
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06.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being a complete failure is where I really shine.
05.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 36 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0
Betty, a grey tabby cat in the foreground and Jones, a silver-grey cat in the back, sitting on the dining room table, locked on me like predators eyeing my pancakes and eggs.
Two apex hunters, patiently waiting and locked on their prey: a plate of pancakes and eggs.
04.10.2025 15:06 — 👍 823 🔁 75 💬 15 📌 0My last porn search must have been a bit much as I got a little pop up from FBI Agent #547957 just asking "Why?!?".
06.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 33 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
Full rainbow stretching over my backyard pond view, with my cream golden retriever Tallulah trotting across the grass in front of the patio furniture.
When the universe casually drops a rainbow forcefield in your backyard like it’s no big deal.
06.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 837 🔁 119 💬 44 📌 6shit's already deeply fake as-is, don't need a computer for that bs
06.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Washed one dish and immediately felt like I earned a cigarette and a porch.
06.10.2025 01:44 — 👍 49 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: everybody's got a hungry heart
HANNIBAL LECTER: no, i said i’m hungry for heart
I’m always disappointed when I call someone and they answer. I’m like I had a voicemail message all rehearsed and you ruined it.
06.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 90 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0I have shat posted all day and it has been glorious.
06.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 90 🔁 13 💬 7 📌 0donald is the DJ Khaled of presidents
06.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Did y'all miss me? I was hiding under my bed for a few days.
All's good.
two grey tabby cats on alert
en garde
06.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 44 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0RIP Carl Jung he would have loved AI replacing the collective unconscious
06.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Myself is giving in and going to start using reflexive pronouns incorrectly
06.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 57 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 0Mud Wizard at that German protest and now Wizard Frog.
We need more wizards.
Fuck. I wish deep vein thrombosis was as hot as it sounded.
06.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 173 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 0When bsky dies I’m creating a social media site called starsky
Greg will create another called hutch
Noah: One yak, a two. One zebra…a two. HEY, you’re late! One cock…a two
06.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0I just made up a new drink. Milk, salted caramel collagen & protein mix, Dr Pepper, double honey bourbon, and ice. Technically, I don’t think I need anything else to live!
06.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0wait wait *do* tell me
06.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0I both respect and fear the person who’d be willing to eat my ass.
06.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0wasn’t a cat person until a cat convinced me i was
06.10.2025 03:37 — 👍 100 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 2who up watching frozen pizza reviews on youtube
06.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0posting but it’s shit
06.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0I wasn't digging that dream but I cheered it on anyway because you were in it, mix it up I said, the childhood fears and adult worries and you did such a good job that I didn't even mind falling and falling, with half naked half toilet vibes
06.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 52 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 0
