Mark Fishkin

Minnesota would like a word.

our big beautiful president looking like a wet mummy

AH

Tanner Rosborough, Roald Mitchell, and Rafa Mosquera have scored in the first half in RB2's season opener v Columbus 2 at Sports IIlustrated Stadium. Red Bulls lead the Crew 3-1 in the 38th minute.

#RBNY

Matthew Dos Santos Red Bull New York MLS Breakthrough Matthew Dos Santos’ rise with Red Bull New York continues as the 17-year-old left-back impresses early in MLS, earning praise from head coach Michael Bradley.

Matthew Dos Santos’ rapid rise with #RBNY continues to open eyes as the 17-year-old left-back is adapting quickly to early life in MLS, earning praise from Michael Bradley.

Bradley on Dos Santos: "We’re continuing to build his tank and his fitness." More: ⬇️

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Looks like #RBNY is going to spend the week on top of the East

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I blame

Four #MLS games today, each with its own window, is a nice schedule upgrade this season.

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Philly v NYC you say?

Tarps would be solved with more ticket sales

They will be... the same.

There’s youth movements and then there’s starting three teenagers in your starting XI like Michael Bradley and #RBNY have been doing. My story on the trust Bradley has had in them and how it’s worked out so far

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Time for the hook.

Get these clowns OUT.

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#RBNY fans a brand new experience yesterday at the club's home opener:

-a brand new ticketing system, Sports Illustrated Tickets
-a complete revamp of stadium concessions from Levy

What did they think?

Thread here:

www.reddit.com/r/rbny/comme...

Trump is going directly against the will of the American people.

🇺🇸📊 New York Red Bulls have unleashed 16-year-old Adri Mehmeti on MLS.

The midfielder has been hugely influential already, assisting goals in both their home and away openers.

Tifo by Minnesota United for the first home match of the season

For those asking (once again) why more fans weren't in Harrison today... making its 2026 debut...

Let's be positive

#RBNY's next opponent, Montreal, has been outscored 8-0 over its first two league matches.

New York Red Bulls: 1 (1.01 xG)
vs
New England Revolution: 0 (0.37 xG)

#NYRBvNER | #RBNY | #NERevs | #MLS | 🤖⚽

Those that were here loved it

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2-0 to start the year?

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#RBNY has 6 points after 2 matches!

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#RBNY has 6 points after 2 matches!

Golden Boot leader Julian Hall

Yes. Winner!
Score, please, Red Bulls!

Revs more stout in defending.
#RBNY out shoots the Revs 6-1 with 69% possession.

1-word HT Review?

#RBNY running it back v Revs

This aged well