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Elizabeth Quarren

@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social

seattle sports posts. uphold dookuist-mothmaism. Keep Honking, I'm Doing Trenchant Analysis

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the streets are down bad, rustycoal

05.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dwake :3

05.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

go watch the super bowl again.

05.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"drake thomas was a useful role player in a super bowl season!!!"

05.03.2026 21:43 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

brainless missile 🫡

05.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

where's my fucking grain dole then

05.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 80    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

tawawico :3

05.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

will hit so good if/when he fires bondi

05.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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markwayne has to start facesmash looksmaxxing so he can be ICE Ken

05.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 28    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

i'd like to see a marcwayne mullin lose the belk bowl, bub

05.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i completely forgot his first secretary of state was an oil executive

05.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[dusts hands together] bing, bang, boom. go watch theythey midcarthy and the dregs of queasy adoofus MENSA's roster flail around as the owner tears down the defense

05.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am going to exile you guys to vikings fandom.

05.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

need terry pegula to fire brandon beane next year when he's on local radio or something.

05.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wonder what level of prairie hitler oklahoma will give us to replace someone named "marcwayne"

05.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ya glhm is such a toxic seahawks fan

05.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"rodgler"

05.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

grass. touch. NOW.

05.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

unfortunately the seahawks had to go and "be good" and "win the superbowl" while making sean mcvay "crash out"

05.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hey he had that one good sam darnold game in carolina

05.03.2026 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

went to look at my tweets from that game and it was basically me thriving on hating charles davis and brandon "sleepy" staley

05.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

median american lacks gap discipline

05.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

remember when brandon beane melted the fuck down when people question the WR depth there. lol.

05.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

aerial photo of barcelona is the hydrogen bomb to dubai's coughing baby

05.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

who doesn't hate fat hogs that destroy everything in their wake rooting around for their next morsel.

05.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DRAGON AGE DEVELOPERS CREATING ORLAIS:

05.03.2026 09:07 — 👍 73    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0

pee pee poo poo

05.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

blitz up some dijon, garlic, olive oil, tarragon as a marinade for pork chops. grills well.

05.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

great story fax

05.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0