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i, too, want policies to make raising children easier. but i don't post about on a monthly basis in a way that makes women hide in caves.

let em cook

schneider really might've cooked with this draft class, i hate to admit.

There's one easy way to solve this. Let's call Raul Ibanez.

why would obi wan fall to the dark side when dooku was wrongly slandered as a sith.

Arod? The best Mariners player in franchise history?

missed opportunity to "have u seen andor lol" in the alt text

Denise Gough and Kyle Soller standing close together and looking out of frame

He's a career CIA operative. She's an unsuspecting forensic accountant. Both of their worlds will change forever when he is tasked with her assassination to protect state secrets, but he takes fate into his own hands when he swears to protect her instead.

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we shall boil him alive with old bay, alhamdulillah

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Maxen Hook.

john schneider cant get away with this.

our hawks. who wouldve thought.

now get in your fucking gap.

funniest possible outcome possible.

heh. like this.

Mike McDonald would replace his McLbDuJour with AI if he could.

yeah that's why he was benched for jaxson dart.

you have been conscripted to stop the run for the baltimore ravens. get to it.

put the charts down, son. pick up the football.

you're hearing more and more that the forsaken did nothing wrong

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trying to make portland a symbol was never going to go well. you try the clownery? well the clownery bites back.

this is mike mac's approach to linebackers. congratulations.

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You start out saying Sam Darnold is good—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like under center play action, run game, all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now you're talking about sacrificial X receiver, deep threat, too many slot receivers.

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