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Claire

@whatfresh.bsky.social

Standup Philosopher with plenty to say, which probably shouldnโ€™t be read by anyone, ever.

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๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

23.07.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I cannot stress this enough

25.06.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how accountants get their rocks off, isnโ€™t itโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.06.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just come to me why I hate autocorrect so damn much. I own my mistakes - I object to some newfangled piece of poorly programmed technology making me look like Iโ€™m out here huffing glue. This piece of crap doesnโ€™t even know where an apostrophe goes half the time, but I sure as hell do.

24.06.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœจSatireโœจ

EXCLUSIVE: Iโ€™ve managed to obtain a copy of Apartheid Clydeโ€™s drugs test results - as you can see heโ€™s testing positive for something. I think the test is defective though because there are a couple of letters missing from the diagnosis.

20.06.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, in case the link is crap (likely), the new page is called The Claire Wytch Project

13.04.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

Being the legendary genius that I am, I completely forgot I had a ๐Ÿฆ‹ page ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Iโ€™ve had to create a new page on FB - Iโ€™ve been locked out of WFHIT, but have started up www.facebook.com/share/18p8Cq...

13.04.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is. It also proves itโ€™s about more than a personโ€™s birth gender. Why round up the trans mascsโ€ฆ?

28.01.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Free All Dykes] Incarcerated lesbian reports trans people are being targeted and separated at Texas federal prison โ€œYou should have seen the evil looks of triumph as they escorted the trans women out of hereโ€ฆ They just took them crying. The rumor is theyโ€™re all getting sent to menโ€™s prisons. Thereโ€™s talk about us ...

Terrifying.

queersatanic.com/free-all-dyk...

28.01.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is from my own page on Facebook, and this comment is still up.

23.01.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™

13.01.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I agree.

10.01.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t have the word count here. I suggest taking your vitriol out on the insurers who cancelled peopleโ€™s insurance plans, subsequently rendering them destitute.

10.01.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good point.

10.01.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m wondering too.

08.01.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.

You are entitled to your own opinion.

You are not entitled to your own facts.

Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.

04.01.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95603    ๐Ÿ” 23853    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2046    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1043
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If anyone is looking for more reasons to convert to Luigianity, hereโ€™s the latest from the Patron Saint of Healthcare.

04.01.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Makes sense

03.01.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please post the โ€˜fragile hamโ€™ one ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.01.2025 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

02.01.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is an excellent idea for global peaceful protest in my opinion - I will now be wearing all black on Inauguration Day in duel respect for late President Jimmy Carter and as a middle finger raised to the incoming administration.

Whoโ€™s in? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ–ค

01.01.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A huge, memorable part of President Carterโ€™s legacy.

30.12.2024 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The alleviation of women's abuse "is made less likely by the mandated subservience of women by Christian fundamentalists. What is especially disappointing...is the docile acceptance by so many strong Christian women of their subjugation & restricted role." - Jimmy Carter (RIP)

29.12.2024 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31924    ๐Ÿ” 6440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 410    ๐Ÿ“Œ 298
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The Empire State Building shines red, white, and blue in tribute to the life and legacy of President Jimmy Carter.

30.12.2024 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54877    ๐Ÿ” 7387    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 577    ๐Ÿ“Œ 288
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Hereโ€™s the reasoning behind the petition.

30.12.2024 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m saying a lot of the evidence put to the jury at trial has since been reviewed by independent experts in both the legal and medical professions and found to be unsound.

30.12.2024 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn. Bet the last 12 months felt so rewarding after all that.

29.12.2024 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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