Jennifer Fresen

Cashier kid at the store asks for a phone number to look up my loyalty account. Couldn’t figure out why he started giggling. Later learned that my kid, hearing a 67 in the string of digits, was behind me doing the hand movement.

“Your husband was making out with my friend while farting the entire time!” We’re not even halfway into the season and they just teased fart fight storyline #2 on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Just send these women the Emmy now. No one can top this.

Every poll is like:

"Should we eat our own shit?"

31% yes
39% no
30% don't know

but there are still people getting paid to argue for how Democrats can finely tailor an eat-some-shit message to win over the median moderate voter, of which there are zero.

A House of Dynamite is so unrealistic. If a missile was headed for Chicago irl we’d all know who fired it.

1.) after college when my first job didn’t offer health insurance

2.) 24/7 chat answered my health questions in the middle of the night when I was a new mom

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Donate ($ is best!) to local food banks if you can. They need to be prepared for people losing or seeing a reduction in their SNAP benefits in a couple of weeks.

lol I didn’t know about the booing. Everyone should follow this journalist btw

Mike Johnson is in a corner somewhere cowering.

This is why I am ride or die for my Senator @markey.senate.gov!!! My congressman throws trans kids under the bus, Markey stands proudly in their flag. Seth doesn’t stand a chance, we love you Ed 🩷

“If we had a king you wouldn’t be able to protest!” Oh my god they think they really got us with this one. Yes you fucking schmucks that’s the point. He is sending troops after protestors and calling us terrorists and threatening to punish us. Where do you think this is headed? Hold off till then?

It really feels like we’ve been trapped in a room with someone else’s fart. We spent years asking them to please not do it and they just let it rip and now we’re all dead.

Isn’t “no kings no paychecks” an outright admission that they are punishing this country until it bows to a king? Evil little weirdos, all of them.

Not that anybody comes to me for Maine politics, but the fact that the Democrats successfully convinced a 77yo Governor to primary the 41yo progressive, is today's example of why the Democrats fucking stay failing.

Susan Collins is 72 and if Schumer gets his way, she'll be the YOUNGER choice!

Few things have tested my love as a parent as much as “6 7” and the goddamn juggling hands that go with it. It has been MONTHS. Please someone make up another toilet character or something holy shit

Idk how anyone is getting through any of this without multiple cats.

I hate the word splurge. With all the sounds we are capable of making, why do we have to keep using ones that sound gross for no reason? Oh, you “splurged on a nice bag”? It sounds like you’re saying you ruined the bag.

Now that the Department of Defense has been renamed the Department of War, is it time to rename the Department of Justice into the Department of Vengeance?

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Quote framed by a blue background: “Doubtlessly, dictators have to stamp out causes and beliefs which they deem subversive to their evil regimes. But governmental suppression of causes and beliefs seems to me to be the very antithesis of what our Constitution stands for…. The First Amendment provides the only kind of security system that can preserve a free government – one that leaves the way wide open for people to favor, discuss, advocate, or incite causes and doctrines however obnoxious and antagonistic such views may be to the rest of us.” - Justice Hugo Black, 1957, Yates v. United States

If you don’t like antifa, you have a constitutional right to go ahead and burn our flag. It looks like this: 🇺🇸

GOP confirms another monster as America’s newest ambassador On Tuesday, Senate Republicans confirmed former NFL player Herschel Walker as the U.S. ambassador to the Bahamas, ignoring his history of lying, weird statements, and multiple accusations of ...

"Let me tell you something that I found out: a werewolf can kill a vampire. Did you know that? I never knew that. So, I don’t want to be a vampire anymore. I want to be a werewolf"
- America's new ambassador to the Bahamas

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Just ordered! My 7th grader is a big fan, they’ll be so excited.

As long as the loudest folks on the left insist tone-policing, compromise on human rights, and acquiescence are our only options for a unified country, they will continue to lose the faith of the marginalized. And even when they win, they’ll just be waiting to lose the same way again.

Anyone else’s town facebook page suddenly have a tik tok aged person appear out of nowhere looking to start a TPUSA chapter? Followed by supportive posts/comments from out of state people who appear on the page all of a sudden? Curious where else it might be happening.

We just finished it. It doesn’t get better!

some people told dave chappelle his jokes weren’t funny and this ego maniac has been having a meltdown over it for ten years

Becky Bullshit here talking about him like he’s someone’s nana and not the president of the united states who uses the same account to declare war. Every message a president puts out is a big serious deal. He doesn’t get a special pass to f around because he’s an idiot.

Maybe people would remember that Puerto Rico is part of the United States if we showed them some respect and let them vote. Just a suggestion.

I think smart person bias makes us fear what we assume an intelligent villain would do despite repeatedly witnessing the plans of moron villains unfold. The forced loyalty pledge meeting is more likely a content shoot with expensive extras for dudes who jerk off to call of duty and can’t do a pushup

He thinks we want to put ICE agent blood in our food? What the fuck?