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May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here.

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They do look very stylish

10.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An advert for a secondhand Suzuki Swift for Β£695. The description reads "Civic jazz Honda Yaris alto Ka"

An advert for a secondhand Suzuki Swift for Β£695. The description reads "Civic jazz Honda Yaris alto Ka"

No it isn't.

10.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a shame he's gone down that rabbit hole, "before he speak, his suit bespoke" is an all-timer

10.10.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite the same. but we had to pay Swansea quite a lot in compensation for Cooper even though he'd left there by mutual consent because he still had a year left on his contract

09.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't remember this version of We Didn't Start The Fire

09.10.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best thing she ever caused

08.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now there's a deepcut. I still don't think I've seen that season.

08.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Belvoir.

08.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in the bottom-left corner, surely?

08.10.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As one door closes, several others open

07.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know my audience

07.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're either wearing a Vietnamese hat, or you're not. That's the nΓ³n-binary

07.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paso quadruple

07.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like when I get adverts for Jaguar cars and luxury holidays. I thought they were supposed to know everything?

07.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought it was a good idea when the VW Up did it, think it's even better now

06.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals β€”

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

06.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

1am conversations about politics and neurodiversity with my brother, while listening to the music of our childhood. This is the closest thing to true bliss.

05.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's made from the plums of swans.

04.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one thing everyone will agree with Moffat on- Doctor Who should only be only be on when it's dark

04.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I think UK Morgan Wallen discourse was "who is he, and why's he popular now?"

04.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Expecting one of those wonderful flukey goals where it's blown into the top corner

04.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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(Though really I got the blue one wrong and the parsing of my answer was generous)

03.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of these sound so different, though from what I can gather (haven't listened to it yet) some feel T4y1or has tried to split the difference on this album and lost her own style

03.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a lovely description in the alt text

03.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An Ariel Atom. It looks like someone's tried to build an F1 car out of scaffolding

An Ariel Atom. It looks like someone's tried to build an F1 car out of scaffolding

Someone decided to brave Storm Amy in one of these, on the motorway. He didn't even have the hood of his raincoat up.

03.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, it's you that won that! I've often (ie, twice in the last 10 years or so) wondered where that went

03.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Strangely big in Hungary, too!

03.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly did you search for to get that? It's perfect

02.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that what all the fuss was about? I could see something was going on

02.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like any one of the interchangeable films I like to watch on a Saturday with a takeaway

02.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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