Brandon

According to Blink 182, nobody likes you when you're 23. If that's true, I'm in for a long year, starting now

I'm imagining her sending these one after the other, getting increasingly desperate as none of the jokes get a single laugh. The last one got a solitary thumbs-up reaction, and that shut her up.

"which she strongly disputes" how?? How can she possibly dispute something she wrote, with her name next to it?

Someone who has actually asked for the little Lynx Africa gift set? First time for everything

Imagine being one of the stuntmen for those fight scenes, months of dangerous hard work and it's incomprehensible

Quite possibly the only film to be improved by its computer game version for that reason alone, if nothing else. You can actually see what's going on in the Siena chase scene!

I know this is the least helpful advice anyone has ever given, but when my dad went there, he ate in expensive restaurants most of the time because it barely cost any more than buying stuff from the supermarket

I just realised. This was Cybersmith! If you don't know, please don't look it up, for your sanity.

cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight

And a happy new fear

I don't know why I find this so funny, it makes perfect sense. Buying a bigger bottle is better value for money, but I couldn't look at him without getting a fit of the giggles

My boyfriend, holding a 4 pint plastic bottle of milk

He wanted a glass of milk. Just a glass. So of course the natural thing to do was to buy a 4 pint bottle, and walk around drinking from it as though it were a bottle of Coke.
I love you.

Curaçao v Côte d'Ivoire should get the worst pundits assigned to it. It's already full of diacritics.

(This is my last engagement with this FIFA men's #WorldCorrupt)

A classic British red postbox, next to a bin. The postbox has been wrapped in black bin bags, with an Out of Service notice stuck to it

Absent-mindedly threw rubbish in the postbox a few weeks ago, forgot about it. Oops...

I say I should stop listening to the same songs on repeat, yet I've only listened to my top song once a month on average?

All 3, you're evil cheese, whatever that means

"Forever chemicals" sounds too romantic for a thing I'm meant to worry about.

Or the Palio Diet, you must eat horsemeat from Siena

YouTube video by CITYROCKS JUDAS PRIEST - BREAKING THE LAW - 300 musicians (The biggest rock band in Central Europe) CITYROCKS

300 musicians play Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law", all at once. Oh, that does my flinty, icy cold old heart no end of good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zed...

I think the TARDIS on a cloud stuff was just to make the CGI easier for the stunning bigger on the inside shot

*Superb* trade advert for Python's Holy Grail soundtrack album. I love this, and I don't think I've ever seen it before.

There would be a slide in the smaller circle bit, that leads to the pool in the larger circle

They even have some fish and chips shops over there, usually as a British-themed gimmick restaurant

Some floor tiles in the window of a flooring shop. The pattern they have been arranged in looks a little bit like a swastika, but isn't.

Very careful arrangement of these tiles.

Cartoon of one person telling another they like their weird brain

I need someone to tell me this every so often

#ActuallyAutistic

People have come to expect too much for free on the internet, I'm worried the horse has bolted on that one

A screenshot of Google News. The headline is "Roald Dahl's You Only Live Twice James Bond script in Buckinghamshire" but with no capital B on Bond.

Standards are slipping.

"Hageslag": Dutch, sounds like an old-timey slur

The forgotten Eraserhead sequel

Mine's more like one of those wiggly lines you get in children's puzzle books