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David

@wardamnfritzle.bsky.social

21st Century Dad, Child of the 80s, Auburn Man - I speak fluent gif. #WDE #VfB #ATLUTD #Saints

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Remember kids, wait to clear out that Monster Fort or to do battle that Lynel or Gleeok until after the blood moon rises. Otherwise you’re just going to have to fight them all over again.

03.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just me geeking out combining two of my favorite things, VfB and Star Wars! 🀩

03.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tooooor fΓΌr den VfB!
Nach einem Steckpass von Tiago #Tomas bleibt Nikolas #Nartey aus spitzem Winkel cool und legt den Ball mit Hilfe des Innenpfostens ins lange Eck!
Jawoll!

#VfB | #VfB1893 | #Bundesliga | #VfBWOB 4:0 (90.) | [Anzeige] Aqua RΓΆmer

01.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NIK NARTEY!!!! IT’S 4-0 #VfB!!!!

01.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ESPN’s Bundesliga commentary or a the tag line from a horror film trailer?

01.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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⏸️ Pause in Stuttgart.
Der VfB spielt vΓΆllig befreit auf und dominiert den VfL Wolfsburg in den ersten 45 Minuten. Deniz #Undav und Doppelpacker Jamie #Leweling sorgen fΓΌr die 3:0-HalbzeitfΓΌhrung.
Stark, MΓ€nner!

#VfB | #VfB1893 | #Bundesliga | #VfBWOB 3:0 (45.) | [Anzeige] Rewe

01.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Traumtor Jamie #Leweling zum 3:0!
Ein Einwurf von Ramon #Hendriks wird von der Wolfsburger Abwehr an den rechten Strafraum geklΓ€rt. Leweling nimmt die Kugel per Dropkick und nagelt den Ball unter die Latte. Doppelpack!

#VfB | #VfB1893 | #Bundesliga | #VfBWOB 3:0 (43.) | [Anzeige] Aqua RΓΆmer

01.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LEWELING AGAIN!!! WHAT A πŸš€!!! 3-0 #VfB!!!!

01.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2:0 fΓΌr den VfB!
Nach einem herrlich herausgespielten Angriff ist es am Ende Chris #FΓΌhrich, der quer auf Jamie #Leweling legt, der nur noch einschieben muss.
Hochverdient, MΓ€nner!

#VfB | #VfB1893 | #Bundesliga | #VfBWOB 2:0 (31.) | [Anzeige] Aqua RΓΆmer

01.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JAMIE LEWELING TAKES A CROSS FROM CHRIS FÜHRICH AND JUST LIKE THAT IT’S 2-0 #VfB!!!

01.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tooooooooor fΓΌr den VfB!
Nach einem Querpass von Chris #FΓΌhrich lΓ€sst Ermedin #Demirovic fΓΌr Deniz #Undav abtropfen, der eiskalt einschiebt.
Come ooooon!

#VfB | #VfB1893 | #Bundesliga | #VfBWOB 1:0 (21.) | [Anzeige] Aqua RΓΆmer

01.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

UNDAV!!! A NICE CROSS FROM FÜHRICH AND A LITTLE LAY OFF FROM DEMI AND IT’S 1-0 #VfB!!!

01.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ticket to the NIT booked. I don’t know how you lose to this Ole Miss team at home but this team found a way.

01.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More zany VAR hijinks!

26.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A jar of bay leaves.

A jar of bay leaves.

Holes in the flip top on the jar of bay leaves.

Holes in the flip top on the jar of bay leaves.

One of life’s great mysteries: Why are there holes in the bay leaf lid? Try as you might, you aren’t going to be able to shake one out. Not intact, at least.

25.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue suit and yellow vest stands on a cliff overlooking the ocean and says here goes nothing ALT: a man in a blue suit and yellow vest stands on a cliff overlooking the ocean and says here goes nothing

Managed to knock it down to 364 by going through and deleting all the unnecessary crap. Time to tackle the threads.

23.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Outlook tab showing 1255 unread emails.

Outlook tab showing 1255 unread emails.

Always fun to go back to work after taking a week off...

23.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was so many things. Meaningful. Beautiful. Positive. Fun. So glad that we were able to see it. I applaud the NFL for this selection.
However, I will never forgive the league for giving Atlanta a Maroon 5 halftime show.

09.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4833    πŸ” 676    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 55

β€œMacbeth shall never vanquished be until Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill Shall come against him”

09.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Elmo
@elmo
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1h
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 42753    πŸ” 7473    πŸ’¬ 992    πŸ“Œ 550

So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.

09.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 25104    πŸ” 5888    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 50

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 85
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the bushes were people πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15870    πŸ” 2802    πŸ’¬ 660    πŸ“Œ 1415

This is going to make people mad for some reason what a time to be alive

09.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

09.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2847    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7

I take it to be a sign of good things to come for Auburn football in 2026.

09.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

09.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3181    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 55

i would not recommend reading trump’s unhinged post because all he knows how to do is diminish joy, and bad bunny just created so much of it.

09.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3527    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 17