Have yourself a couple Lemon Drops, maybe 5 or 6
01.03.2026 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have yourself a couple Lemon Drops, maybe 5 or 6
01.03.2026 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just an old South African saying, maybe
24.02.2026 22:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a cheap shot Marcy, damn you! π
24.02.2026 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like he confused the Winter Olympics for Valhalla
23.02.2026 05:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That damn crafty Dutchman. 40 years old & he just waltzed to the gold medal! The peloton was like a km behind him! Probably went back to the Olympic Village & banged Jutta while Jake Paul slept
22.02.2026 04:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First tattoo Kristy! Everybody gets a pass on their first tat.
21.02.2026 16:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But isnβt that better than some creep sliding into your DMβs? π€
15.02.2026 04:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You kidsβ¦ π
15.02.2026 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not even 11 am on Valentines Day & my wife has already let me know sheβs shutting me down today π
14.02.2026 16:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The only thing I understand here is that a family of polar bears drowned to power this AI
13.02.2026 04:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Do you hate Twitter? Hereβs a little something to validate your feelings.
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Hear me out for a sec: what if DEI was never really a problem? And Somali immigrants werenβt a problem? And other immigrants? What if it was all just garden-variety racism?
The more you realize how much racism drives Trumpβs words, & motivates his followers, the better you understand the situation.
Been watching these Italian Olympics for a couple hours now and have yet to hear someone say βscungilli.β wtf?
07.02.2026 17:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have people already forgotten Cory Bookerβs historic filibuster? Heβs gotta be in the mix.
05.02.2026 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isnβt K Records also in its 50βs now? π€
03.02.2026 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it too late to add Nicki Minaj to the Turning Point halftime show? Asking for a friendβ¦
03.02.2026 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remember when Elon suggested using a mini sub to rescue the kids trapped in that Thai cave, and a guy said that was a dumb idea, and Elon called the guy a pedo? Remember that saying about accusations being confessions?
#epsteinfiles
Thx Marcy!
01.02.2026 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt hate Bruno Mars, just hate his sh*tty f*cking asstastic music
30.01.2026 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well done Allen
30.01.2026 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zeusdad.bsky.social
30.01.2026 03:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Obligatory share of the latest hot meme
29.01.2026 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hopefully sheβll come to bitterly regret every last one of those 40 million bucks!
27.01.2026 06:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Melania documentary is giving off serious Citizen Kane vibes
27.01.2026 02:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Really have to wonder if the ICE agents had orders to shoot an armed protester if they ever had the opportunity. And how high up those orders originated.
25.01.2026 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A DHS statement claimed βan individual approached US Border Patrol officersβ with βa handgunβ in the Alex Pretti shooting incident. A Bellingcat analysis of the footage appears to show that a gun was taken away from where Pretti was situated by an agent just before the first shot was fired.
24.01.2026 22:29 β π 1389 π 587 π¬ 39 π 72GEORGIAβ¦ π₯
24.01.2026 03:31 β π 17706 π 4548 π¬ 368 π 235Stigmata? Has anyone considered these could be stigmata? π€
23.01.2026 02:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Heads up Rainn Wilson
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