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Absorbine Sr

@absorbinesr.bsky.social

Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.

124 Followers  |  239 Following  |  468 Posts  |  Joined: 26.10.2023
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Have yourself a couple Lemon Drops, maybe 5 or 6

01.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just an old South African saying, maybe

24.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a cheap shot Marcy, damn you! πŸ˜‚

24.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he confused the Winter Olympics for Valhalla

23.02.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That damn crafty Dutchman. 40 years old & he just waltzed to the gold medal! The peloton was like a km behind him! Probably went back to the Olympic Village & banged Jutta while Jake Paul slept

22.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First tattoo Kristy! Everybody gets a pass on their first tat.

21.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But isn’t that better than some creep sliding into your DM’s? πŸ€”

15.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You kids… πŸ™„

15.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even 11 am on Valentines Day & my wife has already let me know she’s shutting me down today 😭

14.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I understand here is that a family of polar bears drowned to power this AI

13.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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X awards $1 million prize to creator with history of racist posts X said it would give $1 million to a user who had previously shared racist posts, including one supporting Hitler.

Do you hate Twitter? Here’s a little something to validate your feelings.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...

08.02.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out for a sec: what if DEI was never really a problem? And Somali immigrants weren’t a problem? And other immigrants? What if it was all just garden-variety racism?

The more you realize how much racism drives Trump’s words, & motivates his followers, the better you understand the situation.

08.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been watching these Italian Olympics for a couple hours now and have yet to hear someone say β€œscungilli.” wtf?

07.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have people already forgotten Cory Booker’s historic filibuster? He’s gotta be in the mix.

05.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t K Records also in its 50’s now? πŸ€”

03.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too late to add Nicki Minaj to the Turning Point halftime show? Asking for a friend…

03.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Elon suggested using a mini sub to rescue the kids trapped in that Thai cave, and a guy said that was a dumb idea, and Elon called the guy a pedo? Remember that saying about accusations being confessions?

#epsteinfiles

01.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thx Marcy!

01.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t hate Bruno Mars, just hate his sh*tty f*cking asstastic music

30.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done Allen

30.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@zeusdad.bsky.social

30.01.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory share of the latest hot meme

29.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully she’ll come to bitterly regret every last one of those 40 million bucks!

27.01.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white dress is singing on a stage with her mouth open . ALT: a woman in a white dress is singing on a stage with her mouth open .

The Melania documentary is giving off serious Citizen Kane vibes

27.01.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really have to wonder if the ICE agents had orders to shoot an armed protester if they ever had the opportunity. And how high up those orders originated.

25.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A DHS statement claimed β€œan individual approached US Border Patrol officers” with β€œa handgun” in the Alex Pretti shooting incident. A Bellingcat analysis of the footage appears to show that a gun was taken away from where Pretti was situated by an agent just before the first shot was fired.

24.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1389    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 72
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GEORGIA… πŸ”₯

24.01.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17706    πŸ” 4548    πŸ’¬ 368    πŸ“Œ 235

Stigmata? Has anyone considered these could be stigmata? πŸ€”

23.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peeling Beets is Such a Messβ€”This Simple Trick Saves Your Counters, Towels, and Time If peeling roasted beets always turns your kitchenβ€”and your handsβ€”red, this is for you. Learn the simple technique that makes beet skins slide right off with minimal clean-up.

Heads up Rainn Wilson

www.seriouseats.com/mess-free-ti...

19.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0