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Absorbine Sr

@absorbinesr.bsky.social

Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.

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The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…

02.11.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10094    πŸ” 3085    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 175

The Mariners would’ve downed the Dodgers in 4. Maybe 5. πŸ‘

02.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a pumpkin for collecting broken hearts?

31.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he’s doing his best Trump impersonation with the double thumbs up + shit-eating smile

31.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The hell with football, how about the women’s soccer team?!

25.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was planning to use Ozymandias a few years after Trump is gone, once his β€œachievements” are being undone and eradicated. Well done Kara though I wish you hadn’t stolen my thunder!

25.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The double plays, the base running, the lack of focus: you can tell they haven’t been this deep in the playoffs for a spell.

20.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good energy here in Madison WI today. Couldn’t see the end of the march from where I was standing.
#NoKings

19.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like much of baseball it’s all about statistics. Much better odds of winning it all if you’re spending hundreds of millions more than other teams. Ohtani had a sensational game, no one will deny that. One of a kind. When he left the Angels, realistically only 2-3 teams had a chance at getting him.

18.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that supposed to be a defense or an admission? πŸ€”

18.10.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dodgers payroll is an abomination. It would be even worse if Ohtani hadn’t deferred a huge portion of his salary. Saying he only gets paid $2M is disingenuous to say the least.

18.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is the Toys R Us theme song going through my head right now? πŸ€”

18.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The war zone in Portland is out of control.

18.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 42554    πŸ” 11609    πŸ’¬ 1745    πŸ“Œ 902
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Trump Considers Overhaul of Refugee System That Would Favor White People

There’s overt and then there’s this. Taking it over the top, at the top.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...

16.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who’s your pick in the sausage race tonight Mina?

11.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s actually handling it very graciously… 😭

bsky.app/profile/ones...

11.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And proposed ethnic cleansing of Gaza to allow construction of luxury condos. The Arab Riviera, baby!

09.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You again, eh? Didn’t we say goodbye? I think you’re a little… obsessed, maybe? And you’re not really bringing anything new to the (vegan) table, I’ve heard all this from other self-righteous vegans over & over (& over) before…

09.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, Trump didn’t win it?!

08.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone once said arguing with a self-righteous vegan was akin to licking a frozen swingset over and over, and I’m ruefully starting to understand that now. Bye!πŸ‘‹

07.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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07.10.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me guess: you gave them each a cookie?

07.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great analogy! πŸ™„

07.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Strawman fallacy: so you’re saying animals don’t eat animals? This is why so many people think vegans are nuts…
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07.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ok, try telling every wolf, fox, other wild canid and every other predator in the wild that. Don’t think we have enough vegan kibble for that task…

06.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

05.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 44318    πŸ” 15756    πŸ’¬ 3458    πŸ“Œ 3030

Try telling my dog that…

04.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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