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Dean Burns

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Doctor and Newcastle United fan. Husband and father of 3. Lover of Emergency medicine and Critical Care medicine.

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With hindsight, the retention of Dubravka may have been advisable given the lack of faith in the January goalkeeping market.

28.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Struggling with the NHS England’s MCA online training still referring to Emergency Medicine docs as β€˜casualty doctor’ in 2026. I wonder when this will go away?

25.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably, it’s supposed to be MAP x Vd/Vm?

13.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Callum Wilson should have won it for West Ham a few minutes earlier. Clean through with only the keeper to beat.

11.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VAR is ruining football. It’s wringing the joy out of the game and it needs to go. Offside by a haircut is absolutely ridiculous #TOTNEW

10.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sad part of the ridiculous behaviour at corners is it’s filtered through to the level of children’s football. I’d like the PGMOL to be a lot stronger on this nonsense.

08.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I’d agree. I thought it was a foul at the time. But he’s in that position because he’s allowed Lewis-Potter to get the wrong side of him. But it’s a penalty for me.

08.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d agree, Steve. He was exposed horrifically yesterday by both Lewis-Potter and Ouattara. It’s clear he’s a spent force at EPL level now. He’s been a great player for us but his time is up.

08.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a listless performance from a side who look wholly exhausted to me. Reinforcements needed; lack of creativity and invention is alarming to say the least. Tough run of fixtures coming up.

18.01.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s safe to say he’s not exactly a β€œprinciple” politician.

12.01.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You’re one of us.

31.12.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maureen was in the Pantomime I saw on Boxing Day. Still smashing it as the Fairy Godmother.

31.12.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s possibly the best pound for pound player at the Club. A superb footballer who always inverts into midfield with such comfort & ease.

31.12.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wheezer’s β€˜Buddy Holly’

31.12.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never a truer word was written 🀣

28.12.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The boardroom churn has really not helped above Howe, but we need to see shovels in the ground very soon, to stop these Emperor’s New Clothes vibe surrounding the Club.

28.12.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. The question is why…now that Staveley is gone, I am sceptical as to whether NUFC remains, or whether it ever was, a priority PIF β€˜project’.

28.12.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The owners have had far too easy a time of it, and both stadium and training ground planning should have been clearly mapped out by now. Both Howe and fans should be questioning them. I don’t know if it’s the beginning of the end. We have some winnable fixtures coming up. We’ll have to wait and see

28.12.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Many have short memories; NUFC replaced Sir Bobby Robson with Graeme Souness so we do have form in the idiotic decision making department, which is why our history is largely one step forward, two steps back.

28.12.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You might be right you might be wrong. Time will tell. This is a Club with a history of underachievement (in my lifetime). We’re not entitled to immediate success? Howe achieved what Keegan, Robson and Benitez failed to do. Deliver silverware. He has some credit in the bank.

27.12.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A league cup semi final and potentially one win away from qualification for the knockout stages of the Champions League. It still has potential to be a β€˜good season’, but I feel the same. And it’s horrible, I know.

27.12.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so. I hope he also recognises genuine competition exists and he needs to up his game. I feel his kicking has improved this season, albeit from an abysmally low starting point.

27.12.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct. I don’t think think it was unreasonable to give anyone a chance, but clean sheets are the foundation for results & there haven’t been any. With hindsight, a loan for Ramsdale was a good move, but signing him permanently would not be.

27.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been noticeable how quiet the gobshites who were calling for Pope’s head have been. His errors have been high profile but he’s a great shot stopper and merits a recall IMHO.

27.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this just rebadged MARS? #emimcc #medsky

21.12.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

1-1 is my prediction.

09.11.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3-1 to this Jekyll and Hyde Newcastle United side.

05.11.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is among the daftest takes I’ve seen. None of them ever mention a specific name for the β€œtime to replace”. With whom? Exactly.

03.11.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live in a reactionary age, where every idiot with a smart phone has a platform to provide an opinion. Yesterday was disappointing but it was 3 points. Most of our top players were playing. The players we are missing are important. We will bounce back πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ€

03.11.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The green is very obviously a play to the Middle East market and needs to go. We should be in black and white stripes unless there’s a reason otherwise.

03.11.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0