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fix your hearts or die columbus, oh patty

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Donate to Help Us Honor Beth's Memory, organized by Patricia Steele Whether it happens in a few weeks or a couple of months, we are losing our Mom, Beth, to a… Patricia Steele needs your support for Help Us Honor Beth's Memory

My mom is dying of a glioblastoma, and what we thought would be weeks or even months has turned into a matter of days. We are dealing with losing her, and on top of that stressing about the costs of her cremation.
If you can help, please, my sisters and I would be so grateful.

gofund.me/b82ae82ed

30.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi bluesky

27.09.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve gotten $50/200! Every little bit counts! Help me get my sister to a new life!

22.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reskeets help! Little donations add up! She’s my kid sister, and I feel terrible that I can’t just fix this whole thing.

22.06.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t get into all the details but the situation was worse than I knew. She followed me to OH yesterday to stay for a couple nights. She’s going back to Chicago tomorrow and I really need to make sure she has a place to start to heal.

22.06.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi, bluesky. I’ve been dealing with some major messed up family drama and now I’m in a spot. My sister had to leave her house with only what she could fit in her car. She found a room to rent but she needs a bed. I’m trying to raise $200 to cover the cost for her. Anything helps!

22.06.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Don't Walk Into Traffic S02 EP02 THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK Β· Episode

The vibes were off this week so we kept it mostly light: sex toy regulations, haunted dolls, penguin poop and more!

open.spotify.com/episode/4BPB...

29.05.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is Sonny’s gotcha day. I can’t put into words how much this big dumb dork saved my life.

20.04.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't Walk Into Traffic S01 EP12 THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK Β· Episode

Ok, this one's on me (Jeremy). We did a podcast last week, but you wouldn't know it because I didn't post it. Well, anyways, we discussed history repeating itself, mass protest, and another week of wild weather. And I present a hack to scare off wild turkeys.

open.spotify.com/episode/6Kbn...

14.04.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Adolescence and I have such mixed feelings.

07.04.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t care for either tbh

07.04.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That dude is not mentally sound enough to have that many followers.

06.04.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, Trump doesn’t read but all his cronies are following Project 2025 so there is a plan.

06.04.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Calling out the south for being white supremacist while also blaming states that are home to the largest black communities in the country is the most ridiculous hypocrisy.

02.04.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boost this to the heavens and hells please.
I am quite literally at my wit's end.
Keep them housed. Keep them safe. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’•πŸ’ΈπŸ†™πŸ’°

30.03.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Defiance of Coyotes How To Survive When Everyone Hates You

Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven

An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things

28.03.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 768    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 63

It’s not lost on me that it’s so many men driving the crusade for AI-created art because so many men refuse to develop talent or personality for themselves and instead coast on slop to feel like they’ve created something.

It’s sad, really.

28.03.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The last three months have been the entire administration standing on stage turning the wheel that operates the torture device and turning back to the audience to see what they can get away with…

We’re so cooked.

27.03.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their latest album was fantastic

27.03.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow someone actually read the room.

27.03.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually am starting to worry… this pain is weird and not normal.

27.03.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this pain is ovulation and not an alien invasion in my lower abdomen

27.03.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello!

27.03.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meggie is wildin’ out πŸ’œ

27.03.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A truly hot take!

You, too, friend

27.03.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m here

26.03.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not up I’m planted firmly on the couch

26.03.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What up?

26.03.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a bummer when someone hot is an asshole.

26.03.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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