Big Bad Overlord

I wish I was 3 but really I'm 4

You absolute rebel

Why do you think we overlords wear big sweeping cloaks all the time

We want to be both evil and comfy

The process may be difficult but the end result is great. Thanks for all you do

I wasn't before but I'm sure gonna now

(Note to self: acquire or summon 3D printer through demonic means)

Potato, potahto

close enough

I take it you were starstruck

You just need to go battle a wild chicken or something to get those final 5 XP

the word level is on a black background with a light coming out of it Alt: Level Up appears in sparkling letters against a starry background

Sounds like activities worth enough XP to advance

May your friends and enemies quail before you

a man wearing headphones and a black hat says i just can 't ALT: a man wearing headphones and a black hat says i just can 't

Such puzzle, much strange, so mystery

a cartoon says i 'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels on the screen Alt: a cartoon says i 'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels on the screen

The gravy train is a vile and seductive thing

I think they really believe this nonsense, or want to

I use Uncanny Dodge

Hasn't worked yet but I live in hope

Lava moat with fire sharks, obv

But that's my thing that I do

😱

History will not treat us kindly, nor should they

Definitely not but a man can dream

Definitely not but a man can dream

Contrary to all expectations, I continue to lurk in my volcano plotting things. It's just been a long summer y'all

It's actually over 850 pages, it is not over yet

Protip: if your protagonist is still making dumb, impulsive mistakes 700 pages into the book that make the reader want to stab him, maybe the book isn't the heroic journey that you think it is

Silhouette of a dark lord making a flaming thumbs-up gesture, with text above reading "The Overlord Approves"