Geoff with a J

Getting off Bsky for a while. Shoot me a message if you want to keep in touch offline.

Boo!!

Introduce yourself with five concerts you have seen:

Blink-182
Blink-182 & Green Day
The Chainsmokers
Blink-182 & Lil’ Wayne
Walker Hayes

Found inspiration for my next tattoo!

May all of your bajas be blasted

I gotta say it’s nice to be old enough now that a halftime show feels like it’s for you as the audience. Nice perk of aging

ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.

Same.

There is a dog show on tv right now instead of football…😒

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Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”

Probably cheating.

She looks pissed. 😂

And, yet, no Chiefs fans…😜

I see nothing wrong here.

I’ll assume my invite got lost in the mail. So I’ll do you a solid and decline.

Besides, you probably have way too much green in your Christmas decor. 😆

Dude, I’ve been out of bed 35 minutes…😳

I think you’re missing the point. Double glasses should become your new look. 😆

I said what I said. 😂

I’ll play.

That sounds like anarchy.

How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window ALT: a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window

In my experience, that’s the equivalent of the they’re the same picture meme. 😆

Not having cat food?

I’m surprised you’re still alive. 😆

Googles “Are heated keyboards a thing?”

“I don’t know if we need both of these email addresses, so I’ll just delete one.”

Well, one of them says “accounts receivable” and the other says “orders”, so I’d say you probably need both. 🙄