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I have been in Seattle for LESS THAN 10 MINUTES and just saw a cyber truck fucking wrapped in baby teal blue.

Girl big same

I've committed Revenged Love fanfiction: archiveofourown.org/works/71244796

This isn't the most fucked up thing Guo Chengyu has done to get laid, but bribing his boyfriend's best friend with milk tea coupons for intelligence is easily in the top five.

also lol fuck charlie kirk

So I finally have a kpop bias! Unfortunately, it is Umjay from the disbanded group HI-BOYZ, which exists only within the universe of Resident Playbook, but that has not protected me from listening to the fucking earworm bop of their one song 100x in the last two weeks.

I’m almost done going through all the opened Chrome tabs I had on my phone and I’m aware this is a “normal to want possible to achieve” situation but still! There’s only one active one left!! I’m the queen of the world!!!

What.

Wait no that makes sense it's on Gaga

Apparently on...Youtube??

Well now that I know that Kill to Love ends THAT badly I gotta get back on that train.

seven pages and counting.....

Anyway I'm having a great time and I'm writing Revenged Love fanfic about it. ✌️

Fun fact: if you are one of those type A people who never learned how to not give a fuck about stuff, it turns out eventually some unhinged situation at work will force you to learn because the alternative is to throw a chair out of a window and this Steelcase cost too much money for me to do that.

Hot Yoga Teacher: As we begin, set your intention for your practice today.
Me, Already Sweating And Near Death: I bet Suowei’s back is broken beyond repair from taking dick in child’s pose with zero core strength.

#RevengedLove

The show at least has a consistent internal logic, even if it bears little relationship to you know (waves hand). That said, once the couple gets you—you stop using higher brain function entirely and just start frothing at the mouth like the rest of us.

it's on our list for tomorrow! insert saved by the bell I'm so excited I'm so scared dot gif

I'm sorry to report that this show is based on a book that's probably about a decade old so we can't blame AI for this batshittery this is just pure unfiltered Chinese Batshit. Don't worry about there being so many snakes, they also play a tremendously significant plot role, for some reason!

why are you encouraging this when you won't even get step snake trench foot with me

Like I'm not going to do it he's a nepo baby who ran away from home to open a design firm with his side piece so he could fuck him in an office with a window the size of Toledo opening into an interior hallway so I can't justify my position here.

I don't know what it says about me that my current most harrowing temptation to write #RevengedLove fanfic is driven by the fact that I foolishly believe that Chi Cheng is actually a competent operational manager and I'm annoyed it's so offhand and we get to see so little of his corporate strategy.

It’s EXTREMELY meta and SO fun

Oh my God. What if Necromancer Twink Special Interest Friend of My Dad texts me about #RevengedLove. Do I — just throw away my phone? Abandon this identity?

Welp I just the phrase “step snakes” #RevengedLove

A Dream Within a Dream! My inevitable cause of death on a treadmill from laughing too hard

I’m currently already SO unwell re RevengedLove I can’t do this with like three concurrent series.

Apparently it’s a “take the ball and run” (secret pregnancy) trope so can’t wait to hit every shitty ABO bingo square in this one single relationship. I mean that sincerely.

I screamed like a panther when Porsche crawled across that bedroom floor. I wanted to run barefoot into the night directly to church

He is like in an ENTIRELY OTHER yaoi manga from these other freaks and good for him.

Just keep distributing these internationally I’m begging you sluts

Me, watching ep 5 of #RevengedLove: This is the most godless I’ve ever felt
@waldorph.bsky.social: That’s not true I was with you when you watched KinnPorsche.