Pru

True and upsetting

nothing says mfeo like being the same kind of academic degenerate

To be clear: there was no way in hell I was ever going to die, kill, do time, sink ships or believe in a second clarinet--but you know, teens, amirite.

This entire playlist is my youth come out of her well to shame me. Garbage's "Number 1 Crush" is now blasting and all I can think is about how whitebread Teen Me thought this was such an applicable song to having a crush on someone I met in middle school band.

Music just shuffled to "Head Over Feet" by the inimitable Alanis Morissette and I just got punched backward through time to being 17 and being the kind of devastatingly in love that you can only be before you know any better. I met this man in detention and he was wearing a spiked dog collar. 🥰

they owe you their life

I keep forgetting that tomorrow is Black Friday and thinking things like "oh I should pop out to the store to pick up--" no. I should not.

College journalists are absolutely unhinged and I love them. It was where I actually learned to be a reporter, to have total disregard for ego, and to have a healthy lack of interest in my own personal safety 💖

this is like, so specific and so hurtful

It hurts just existing 🥹

My butt hurts so much 😩

Every time I leave Pilates class all I can think about is how brief and fragile life is, since mine is surely about to end on the sidewalk in front of my studio.

GIRL

But will she be able to pay it back on her recently pregnant bar wench salary

LIKE ITS RPS SLOP??????? ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER??????????????

Which one of you degenerates did this www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...

"The author is dead" is to protect YOU. If I started showing up everywhere people were talking about my fics you would NOT enjoy it I would be SO annoying. No I did not mean any of those beautiful things you read into the prose I was trying to make a dick jokes and it didn't land :(

There's a reason that "getting hit with the 'pls fx'" is a joke that sadly resonates with many finance people.

Also hilariously, my like second week at college Bart Ehrman was giving a lecture about Misquoting Jesus because he was kicking off that book tour and I joined the crowd in that lecture hall out of curiosity so I can legit blame him for my entire obsession with religious history.

No this is with the Religion for Breakfast guy!

In my heart of hearts, I dream of a future where the CFPB gets revitalized and I get to work there

Ahoge..........

I'm watching a bunch of interviews with Bart Ehrman about the historical basis for whether early Christianity had a conception of hell (because Jesus would not have) and in 3 hours I have to go talk to a woman about how I am still bad at periods. That's how my day is going.

When I moved back to the U.S. in FEBRUARY 2020 (yeah you read that right) the first social activity in which I engaged was to go to a hard seltzer tasting fundraiser for the Warren primary campaign. ✊

One thing I haven’t seen anybody bring up but that bears mentioning, the GOP governor’s candidate in VA was rocking signs this entire election season with the tagline, “Let’s Keep a Good Thing Going,” which, y i k e s.

SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

This man has had this headline flash ready since opening arguments.