Adam Scott Glancy

Chris Farley, Robert Smigeland, Mike Meyers, George Wendt as the Chicago Bears and Bulls "Superfans" from the classic SNL scetch.

On the plus side, they look like they're ready to tackle some Chicago cuisine.

As part of his anti-aging regimen he rubs his entire body with a warm ham every hour on the hour.

The Nerd Reich did an episode on this. Either Theil and his fellow tech goons are learning to weaponize the language of theocratic fascism, or they view themselves in such messianic terms that anyone opposed to their goals is "antichrist."

That's the only copy of it I've ever seen. Batshit book thinks it's not racist. Is totally fucking racist.

YouTube video by Yanni's Nerdverse “The HITLER mural” Funny Harcourt and John Cena Peacemaker Season 2 Episode 7 opening! DCU Superman

How's it going America?

'Bout like this.

A stack of paperback novels all pos apocalyptically themed.

On my bookshelf with the rest of the post apocalyptic settings.

>get eod call >reported landmine in local's field >arrive on scene sixteen hours late >local brings us into his house .gestures to a vase on his mantle and shouts at the terp >terp says his story doesn't make sense so he goes through it again with the local >landmine story was bullshit to get us on scene do we'd deal with his actual problem >local's dead father is haunting his household and cursing his home and land >[tactical pause] >return to truck and relay >basically get told that the ball is in our court, but try to help >ask local wjhat he expected us to do about it >he doesn't know but assumed we're equopped to handle paranormal phenomena since we have ipods and they have VHS >ask him how attached to his father's ashes he is >"get him out of my hourse" >fuck it, if we leave now we can still make hot chow >take the urn into an empty section of filed, apply a 40 pound cratering charge and calm the absolute shit out the restless spirit >give the local a mountain dew, some halal jerky, a glow stick, and a little US and afghan flag pin >home in time for midnight chow And that's how I became a ghostbuster.

Thanks to Jonathan Turner, I now have the concept for my next Delta Green agent's backstory.

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of shutters with the word good above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of shutters with the word good above him

The very first scenario Blair Reynolds ran for me at Pagan Publishing involved killing bushel's of Nazis.

You can watch multiple videos of the incident over on the r/udub subreddit if you are interested.

Get ready for Fox news to canonize this guy.

Campus police arrested him.

The photo I attached is a screen shot of video he took to demonstrate how heroic he was taking on "the trans agenda" or "cultural Marxism" or whatever the worst parts of the Internet convinced him he was doing.

One of the students, a woman, pepper sprayed him while he was retreating, likely causing him to collapse. While cornered, at least one student spit on him while he moaned "there's like thirty of you!" and "I thought you were the party of peace?" That was the extent of the violence I saw.

Attempting to engage him in the marketplace of ideas, he fled before the entire class. He was chased across campus before running out of steam and collapsing in some bushes beside a building.

A crowd of University of Washington students, led by a professor, chase a Nazi jack hole out of a UW building.

Here in Pagan Publishing's Old neighborhood, some jack hole ran into a University of Washington class on human sexuality to do some seig heilling, while calling the class "degenerate r*t*rds" for acknowledging that non-straight and non cis people exist.

Terry Kaiser, star of the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies and Jeffrey Combs, star of the "Reanimator" franchise, clown around with some reanimation reagent with predicable results.

The mashup we never knew we needed!

Bill Burr literally has a routine ripping Beyonce's ass for performing for Quadafi's son's birthday. He can go fuck himself on this bullshit. As far as I'm concerned he just dug himself a hole.

Bill Burr literally has a routine ripping Beyonce's ass for performing for Quadafi's son's birthday. He can go fuck himself on this bullshit. As far as I'm concerned he just dug himself a hole.

They're patriots... who just happen to think that the UK should be a plutocratic ethnostate that shouldn't interfere with Russian imperial ambitions.

This is the same kind of bluster you get from armchair sturmbannführers pretending we could have won in Vietnam and Afghanistan if we just committed more war crimes.

Jim Cramer is a perfect reverse barometer.

This is the same kind of bluster You get from armchair sturmbanfuhrers pretending we could have won in Vietnam and Afghanistan if we just committed more war crimes. Only here he's telling us we can win a "war on crime" if we just ignore human rights and treat American citizens as enemy combatants?

That math's about right.

Pete Hegseth yelling so you can see the back of his throat. Also, his hands are bunched into fists so that you know he's really tough.

During his speech to the assembled flag officers SecDef Hegseth dropped the ol' Rush Limbaugh line that the job of the military "is to kill people and break things." This is a child's view of what the military does. The US military is a massive global logistics operation that dabbles in warfare.

I'm really enjoying watching these animals destroy unappetizingly swollen orange gourds.

let the gourd times roll

I wonder. The PRC does hand out more death sentences. And are all those Uighers in "reeducation" considered prisoners?

To be fair, these trials for corruption only happen in the PRC when the official falls out of favor with Xi. We're already living in a system where corruption is only punished if Trump doesn't like you.

YouTube video by Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck) Trae Crowder Rant - Pete Hegseth Pointlessly Peacocks For American Military Leaders

Trae Crowder called Pete Hegseth "General Pattin' Himself on the Back."

That might be better than "Kegsbreath."

(Heavy breathing in Aedeptus Mechanicus)