Got the pads on my graft spot removed today. Weird ass kinda pain getting those off.

I'm glad that I'm a grower cuz this entire hospital stay would be so much more awkward if my dick wasn't in compact size this whole time

I got the piss tube connected to my pee condom sloshing next to my ear, swish slosh

"Salad"

Aw

Can you cast reverse fireball so I can undo this skingraft and no longer have the weird itchy

Yummy in your tummy

Guys please don't shorten applesauce to anal penetration

This is how I do everything

Guess the big question is how anthro do I want my self insert oc 🤔

*rubs you head* there there jemjem

I like it, it's got the Aki stamp of approval

CD

Oooouuuu is what it sounds like when you activate dial up

LMFAOOOO

This is so good

A dumb meme of a girl in a t-shirt saying “billions must $jtightpants1”

@jtp.bsky.social

(Yes, I’ve been mulling about making this for five months)

Whoag that's you

I like how Jurassic Park 2 is them being like "what if dinosaurs escaped the park into the civilian world" but ends with that being squashed only for it to later become the entire direction of the series like 20 years later

I'll eventually figure out my big accounts btw, I just don't wanna deal with the hassle right now

It's funny in hindsight that I ever thought I was weak. Like I'm a fucking badass who's survived so much even before I beasted my way naked through an inferno that even fully decked out firefighters struggled to move through.

I'm a goddess straight up.

Looking pretty good for a burn ward patient

Of course you'd believe in dogs 🙄

Hoi

The craziest thing about the fire is that I think it cured my biggest weakness.

I constantly had self doubt and clung to people who made me feel safe because I saw myself as weak.

But I survived a fire, I overcame hell itself. I don't just feel safe, I feel powerful.

The irony of getting my Anya plush like days before my house burned down and I ended up in a burn ward is not at all lost on me.

Thanks, I'm doing pretty well, they are all very impressed with my rapid improvement and positive disposition

I like the idea that gay and straight dicks are different somehow

*post

I'm not that shallow lol I'd date a pre op trans guy. It's more like cis guys gotta jump through a stupid amount of hoops to pass the Aki test